In attempt to seem relatable, Joe Biden lies to people and that bullshit is related to who they are. When he talks to factory workers he lies that he used to drive a big rig, when he talks to black people he lies that he was involved in the civil rights movement, and when he talks to soldiers he lies that his son Beau was killed in the line of duty. When he talks to teachers, like he did toady, he lies that he was a college professor and that lie is growing.
Biden hosted a teachers of the year event at the White House and started off by slobbering all over his wife Jill, who is a community college professor, like that’s supposed to be impressive. Worrying that he wasn’t wowing the crowd, he then touted his own false history of teaching:
“And by the way, when I left the vice presidency I had a chance to do a number of things but I became a professor at the University of Pennsylvania and uh presidential politics,” said Biden.
So he was a professor at both the University of Pennsylvania and some place called ” uh presidential politics?” UPP?
“And I uh, it was I I I enjoyed it but it was hard. That’s the other thing people don’t realize, it’s hard,” Biden said.
What was the first thing people don’t realize? If you’re going to say something is the “other” thing people don’t realize, you have to set it up by giving the first thing, which Joe didn’t do.
He was also never a professor at the University of Pennsylvania in the sense that he taught classes. He was a guest lecturer who was paid almost $1 million for 9 total appearances on campus between 2017-2019. The last of those appearances was to promote his book, so he maybe gave 8 lecturers.
That doesn’t seem all that hard and in fact, every teacher at the White House event would jump at the chance to get rich doing nothing like Joe.
Joe is already completely full of shit here but somehow manage to pack in some more turds:
“It’s hard how much you prepare. I had a 3-credit course I taught in law school, I would literally, every single, I didn’t want to do it during the week because I didn’t want people say I’m taking away from my job as a Senator so I did it on Saturdays,” said Biden.
Well, he wasn’t a Senator when he wasn’t a fake professor at the University of Pennsylvania and he didn’t teach any classes, let alone a 3-credit one. Biden was also a fake professor at the University of Delaware, where he also didn’t teach classes, but Joe’s story was about his time not teaching classes at Penn.
“I would prepare, Jill will tell you, 3 to 4 ev sing before every class and it was what, not only I taught but what I did as Chairman of the Judiciary committee, I taught about the separation of power, it was what I did my whole life and it took me all that time,” Biden said.
If there’s only one power (singular) it doesn’t need to be separated nor can it be. Also, what the f*ck is he even talking about?
As Joe’s brain slips further away from reality the lies he’s told his whole life become bigger, grander, and more incomprehensible. I can’t wait to hear this story again next month when it turns out he was the dean of Harvard Law School and rode to work every day on a rainbow-colored unicorn.
