Two of the worst occupiers of the White House got together for lunch today. Bill “Rapey” Clinton joined Joe “Sniffy” Biden for a meal and some laughs Monday. No doubt they compared notes on their freaky sexual fetishes and discussed how to best get away with it.
Bill Clinton has left a trail of sexual assault victims from Anita Broaddrick to Katleen Willey, while Joe Biden is a noted sniffer and groper of little children, along with his corroborated sexual assault of his former staffer Tara Reade. In the #MeToo event of the year, these two powerful sexual predators met for lunch, as reported by Fox News:
President Biden hosted former President Bill Clinton for lunch at the White House on Monday, the White House confirmed.
White House press secretary Jen Psaki on Monday said Biden and Clinton were set to have “a wide-ranging discussion.”
“He spoke with him a couple of weeks ago,” Psaki said, adding that Biden has had “a number of conversations” with Clinton “over the course of time since his time in office.”
“They talked about having lunch just a few weeks ago, so this is an opportunity to do exactly that,” Psaki said, adding that she is “sure they will have a broad conversation.”
Or a conversation about broads.
How much would you pay to get a transcript of this lunch? I bet it was off the hook. Even in Joe’s diminished mental state I’m sure he still remembers all the f*cked up things he’s done.
Because these are two guys with big egos, I’m sure it turned into a pissing contest. Bill rubbed it Joe’s face that he’s raped way more women than him but Joe hit back that gotten more underage trim than Bill. But then maybe Bill brought up the times he was on Jeffrey Epstein’s rape island with all those underage sex slaves and then the two had a big laugh about it.
At some point they definitely had a friendly argument who has the worst wife. Both Hillary Clinton and Jill Biden are ugly but Hillary is a much bigger c*nt so Bill won again. Biden tried to point out how stupid his wife is but that doesn’t come close to Hillary’s overall horribleness.
Joe would finally get a win when the compared how rotten their kids are. First off, Joe’s kids keep dying (2 so far) and the ones that didn’t are just awful. There’s disappointing Ashley and crackhead Hunter while the only issue Bill has with his alleged daughter Chelsea is that she’s butt-ugly and looks suspiciously like Web Hubbell.
And speaking of Hunter, Biden probably sought Bill’s advice on how to make problems go away. Hunter’s laptop alone is enough to bring Joe down and he’s always admired how everyone that threatened the Clintons just managed to disappear. How do you make something look like a suicide? How do arrange for single-car traffic accident fatalities or make planes go down? I’m sure Bill was more than helpful on this front.
And just as the lunch was concluding, Joe’s meds wore off and he looked at Bill and said, “Look, Fat, you’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier, not a joke.” In other words a great time was had by all.
