Joe Biden Demotes Himself To Senator

Joe Biden often promotes illegitimate vp Kamala Harris to illegitimate president but never explains what that makes him. In a surprise twist, Biden has demoted himself all the way to Senator, skipping Speaker of the House entirely. While this may not seem all that Constitutional or even feasible, anything is possible with dementia.

Biden held some kind of Muslim Ramadan thing at the White House house on Monday and used the occasion to announce his new diminished role in the U.S. government. Because Joe’s mind is so far gone, it takes some work to unf*ck this thing:

Biden started by asking if a Muslim employee of the Biden Institute at the University of Delaware, which stores his Senate records was in the house, even though he knew damn well she was.

“If you will excuse a point of personal privilege, I, I I, want uh, is Madinah Wilson-Anton here? Welcome, it’s good to see you. She represents the State of Delaware, by the way and I want you to know she works at University of Delaware at the Biden institute,” said Biden.

A non-elected private citizen working at a university does not represent whatever state that institution happens to be in. Biden clearly doesn’t get how this works and what he said next made even less sense.

“There’s not been many Senators from Delaware, it’s a small state. Matter a fact, there’s never been one and uh, so I want to take advantage of it, and uh making sure I introduce her,” Biden said.

Again, Biden’s such a mush-brain it’s hard to understand what he’s saying but this is my best estimate: He claims there have only been a few Senators from Delaware but then amends that to say he is the first. He then uses his personal privilege as the first Senator from Delaware to introduce someone else from Delaware, indicating that he believes he’s a Senator from Delaware and not the President of the United States.

Fact-check: There have been 58 U.S. Senators from Delaware and the first 2 were George Reade and Richard Bassett, elected in 1788.

Now, Joe Biden is the first POTUS from Delaware, but he didn’t say that. Also, he’s from Pennsylvania, not Delaware so that’s a problem too.

Hey, at least Biden thinks he’s an elected official in the U.S. government and not some fantastic thing. He could have said he was the first Valkyrie riding a winged horse from Delaware or the first Genie in a bottle from Delaware. Apparently his meds work, but not entirely.

People, mostly the liberal media, will write this off as Biden misspeaking again but it is indicative of dementia. People suffering dementia often believe they are what they were in the past and disregard their present. Biden was a Senator and in his mind he still is. It won’t be long before he starts calling his current wife Jill by his former wife Neilia’s name.

He already speaks about his son Beau, who died of brain cancer, like he’s still alive so it’s just a matter of time before he thinks he’s a lifeguard, battling Corn Pop and letting little kids rub his hairy legs.