Kamala Harris Claims Joe Biden Is ‘Very Much Alive’

Without being asked about the illegitimate president’s health, Kamala Harris offered up the claim that Joe Biden is “very much alive.” Since she is a phony and a serial liar, it’s safe to assume this is not true. Also, given Joe’s Weekend at Bernie’s style public appearances and the fact that he literally has puppet masters , it’s not hard to believe that he passed away some time ago.

60 Minutes used to be a hard-hitting news show that employed actual journalists who asked tough questions. Now it’s just another propaganda arm of the democratic party, so they did the softest of softball interviews with illegitimate vice president, Kamala Harris. Much of this bullshit Q&A was focused on the decor of her office.

In an effort to seem like this wasn’t a mindless fluff piece, interviewer Bill Whitaker pointed out that Joe Biden’s approval rating was low and Harris’ even worse.

“We were talking to some Democratic donors and they have told us that, should something befall President Biden and he is not able to run, that there would be a free-for-all for who would run as president,” said Whitaker, adding, “You are in the spot that that would be a natural for you to step up, but we’re hearing from donors that they would not naturally fall into line. Why is that?”

The actual question is, why is Kamala Harris is so unpopular, even with democrats. She of course didn’t answer that question, but did serve up this bizarre response:

“Well, first of all, I’m not gonna engage in that hypothetical ‘cause Joe Biden is very much alive and running for reelection,” replied Harris.

Can we get a fact-check on this one? Also, it’s pretty funny that the nicest thing Kamaltoe can say about Biden is that he isn’t dead. Then again, Harris isn’t entirely convinced that Joe is alive, because this is the next thing that came out of her mouth:

“I hear from a lot of different people a lot of different things,” said Harris.

So, she hears from some folks that Joe is alive, while other’s disagree? She really is out of the loop in the current White House, isn’t she?

“But let me just tell you, I’m focused on the job. I truly am,” Harris continued.

What job is she focused on? Cackling? There’s honestly no indication that she has done anything since assuming the roll of VP besides being a complete embarrassment to the administration and the country.

After hinting at the very real possibility that Joe is a corpse puppet or some kind of animatronic Biden doll, Harris let another thing slip:

“Our democracy is on the line, Bill, and I frankly, in my head, do not have time for parlor games when we have a president who is running for reelection. That’s it,” finished Harris.

Biden and Harris running another rigged election in 2024 is certainly a huge threat to democracy, but it’s weird that Kamaltoe would admit that. Meanwhile, there no hope that the liberal media is going to do a little digging and find out if Joe Biden is legitimately alive or a hair-sniffing zombie pervert.