On top of being a strong leader, former President Donald Trump had a strong nickname game. He trolled everyone from Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff to “Sleepy Joe Biden. Speaking of which, Biden’s nickname game is a little sleepy as he thought he was tearing Trump down by dubbing him “The Great MAGA King.”
For about a week now, Joe Biden has been trying to deflect from his shitty job on the economy and inflation by blaming Republicans and painting them as a extremists. He’s also been trying to get “Ultra-MAGA” trending but it just ain’t catching on.
He spoke to some union today and continued his push to make “MAGA extremists” a thing:
“Under my predecessor, The Great MAGA King,” Biden said.
Because of his advanced state of dementia, I’m positive Biden has no idea how awesome that nickname is. I can guarantee that Trump is going to put that on a T-shirt and maybe even use it as his handle when Elon Musk let’s him back on Twitter.
When you’re trying to insult someone, insult them. Don’t exalt them. Biden is really bad at everything.
Biden was either off his meds or on them, I honestly don’t know how it works with Alzheimers, but he tried this sentence next:
“I believe in biparti-zhip, right now the majority are uh Republican friend just see things differently, they don’t want to solve infration,” said Biden.
It doesn’t seem to be in the spirit of biparti-zhip to blame Republicans for infration, especially when democrats control the White House and Congress.
As he did yesterday, Biden called out the “MYGA Republicans” and then he went after their plan that only exists in his vacant head:
“I call it the ultha-MAGA plan,” Biden said.
Yes, he said “ultha” not “ultra.”
And finally, Biden demonstrated his lack of cognitive ability has also affected his ability to count:
“4 Fortune 500 companies, in 2020, 55 of them, paid zero in federal taxes,” said Biden.
Was it 4 Fortune 500 companies or 55? I guess it doesn’t matter because this is what he did with his hand when he said the word “zero.”:
That’s five, homey.
Biden handlers are really hoping that Biden can sell people on the extremism of “Ultha-MYGA” Republicans and “The Great MAGA King” but he can even hardly get those things out of his mouth. As sad as it sounds, this is the democrats’ plan to avoid a slaughter in the midterms. They think if they can get a buzzword out there, people will forget how badly Biden and the democrats have f*cked everything up.
Another sad thing is, this is not Biden’s first attempt at giving Donald Trump a nickname. On the campaign trail, a donor asked Biden to give Trump a nickname and this is what he came up with:
“There are so many nicknames that I’m inclined to give this guy. We could just start with clown,” said Biden.
And then Biden took another crack at it in May 2020:
“Trump is out there tweeting again this morning. I call him ‘President Tweety,’” said Biden.
From Clown to Tweety to The Great MAGA King. Biden must be warming up to Trump because his “insults” are getting way more complimentary. One of his handlers should really try to explain to him how to insult someone. Maybe call him a “Crack Hunter” or something.
In the meantime:
All Hail The Great MAGA King! May he reign for a thousand years!
