If you’ve ever heard Joe Biden speak in the past 20 years or so, it’s kind of like a guy with Tourettes on Oxycontin trying to yodel. Despite the fact that he cannot speak in an intelligible way, Joe is pissed off that his aides are constantly correcting his “clear and succinct” statements. He actually said, “Badakathcare trueandanashdasuffaprzur fingalize” but that’s what he meant according to his aides.
NBC published a piece about inside the Biden White House that was supposed to be serious but is accidentally hilarious. First, to set up that fact that Biden is completely out of touch with reality, there’s this funny thing:
Biden is rattled by his sinking approval ratings and is looking to regain voters’ confidence that he can provide the sure-handed leadership he promised during the campaign, people close to the president say.
Biden has set the country on fire but has no idea why people don’t like him? That’s a 2 parts Alzheimer’s and 1 part aneurism dementia cocktail.
Somehow this piece gets even funnier:
Beyond policy, Biden is unhappy about a pattern that has developed inside the West Wing. He makes a clear and succinct statement — only to have aides rush to explain that he actually meant something else. The so-called clean-up campaign, he has told advisers, undermines him and smothers the authenticity that fueled his rise. Worse, it feeds a Republican talking point that he’s not fully in command.
But Biden is not in command of either the country or his facilities.
Also, clear and succinct? The guy can’t even read off of a teleprompter without sounding like Mushmouth from Fat Albert.
Recently, Joe Biden called for Vladimir Putin to be assassinated, only to have the White House explain he wasn’t calling for regime change.
He then told U.S. Troops that they were being deployed in Ukraine to fight the Russians, to which the White House had to explain that no U.S. soldiers were being sent into combat.
When Biden tried to clean up his lie that U.S. Troops were being deployed to Ukraine, he lied and said what he meant was that U.S. troops were training in Ukraine and the White House had to explain that wasn’t true.
Just last week, Biden threatened China with military action and the White House had to explain he didn’t mean to say that either.
All of these things were were potentially war-triggering and the White House obviously had to clean them up. Also, Biden’s statements were far from clear and succinct.
I don’t know why Joe is so pissed off, he says all kinds of weird shit that the White House never bothers to clarify. Just yesterday, he said a 9mm round can blow a lung clean out of a human body. There was no correction from the White House saying: “the president meant to say a 9mm round will put a 9mm-sized hole in a human lung.”
And then there’s this, also from yesterday:
JOE BIDEN on Memorial Day: “Democracy has never been good.” pic.twitter.com/Sz9qA4pVZz
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) May 30, 2022
There have been no tweets from Biden’s staff clarifying that Biden believes democracy is good.
I don’t know why Joe is so pissed, mostly because I don’t believe he is aware of anything but also because it can’t be a walk in the park for his staff.
I used to coach youth ice hockey and the goalie’s dad once told me that every time someone let a shot go on his son it felt like a knife in his heart because he didn’t know if his kid would make the save. It’s got to be the same way for Biden’s aides every time he takes the podium and opens his mouth. They have no idea if he’ll stick to the script or start telling a story about little kids rubbing his hairy legs.
