Democrats have tested a variety excuses for Joe Biden’s inflation, blaming it on Putin, COVID, Trump, and the American people but none of them have stuck. Either they’re completely out of bullshit ideas or they’ve done some extensive market research that told them to escalate the lies because Nancy Pelosi just blamed inflation on “the war in Iraq.”
During her weekly press conference, Nancy Pelosi unveiled all of the democrats’ plans to stop the raging inflation they caused. She started by saying the democrats’ priority is: “A fill-a-buddy for American families.”
That sounds great for lonely people, you know fill them with a buddy, but it doesn’t do anything to bring costs down. And neither does this:
“All of it is to say, how do we address the inflation issue? We do so by increasing supply at home and doing so that has a direct impact on America’s kitchen table,” said Pelosi.
I don’t know about you, but my kitchen table is unaffected by inflation. I bought it 25 years ago it’s that same as it ever was. My car and my fridge however require a lot more money to fill and that’s the problem Pelosi and the democrats don’t seem to understand.
And speaking of not understanding, here’s why Pelosi says we have inflation:
“We have the war in Iraq, we have COVID which has uh uh,” said Pelosi.
At that point she stopped talking and stared at her hands for a while. Perhaps she was high and was thinking, “Holy shit, my hands are huge.”
So there you go, gas, food, and everything else is way more expensive because of that war in Iraq. Somehow I always suspected Saddam Hussein was behind it.
Pelosi, because she’s a master lunatic, stepped up the bullshit:
“What unifies democrats the most, while we have our differences in timing and perspective on things, what unifies us the most is our concern for America’s working families and that’s why when we won in ’18, we said we’re going to lower cost and we’re doing that,” Pelosi said.
Everyone’s grocery bill begs to differ. All the democrats have done since taking over Congress and the White House is increase the cost of everything. Pelosi should know that since she was giving a press conference on inflation. If democrats had lower “cost” she wouldn’t be making up weird excuses for the high cost of everything like the war in Iraq causing inflation.
While we are on the subject, what unifies the democratic party is not concern for American families, it’s concern for illegal aliens and transgender freaks. Those are literally the only two issues that they agree upon and the only two groups they do anything for.
Pelosi finished off by saying, “I’m a pago person.” It’s possible she said “papal” or “paykill” but that doesn’t make it any easier to understand. There’s also no context that would help unravel this mystery word because she said it between a lie about helping the American people and reducing the deficit. We’ll just have to take her on her word that she’s a “pago person.”
I think what this really shows is that Joe Biden’s dementia is contagious and Nancy Pelosi has got a bad case of it. She probably should have kept wearing her mask whenever she was around him because now she thinks we’re at war with Iraq and that being a “pago person” is a thing.
