Are you a promiscuous women who doesn’t have the foresight to practice safe-sex? If so, you may want to get a job with Netflix. The streaming service will pay $10,000 to any employee who wants to travel out of state to get an abortion. Actually, if you’re super-slutty, you could probably turn getting knocked up into a lucrative career on it’s own.
Now that the Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade and left the legality of abortion up to the individual states, killing unborn babies will most certainly be banned in most red states, while it will still be allowed in blue states. Woke companies are trying to pretend like they give a shit about stuff and things by offering to pay for travel and “medical” expenses for their employees who have to travel to a different state to get an abortion.
The Hill published a list of these abortion-providing companies. Not every companied listed how much they would pay their employees to get abortions, but these one’s did:
Dick’s Sporting Goods will pay employees $4,000 to travel to another state to get an abortion.
Amazon will also cut employees a $4,000 check to travel out of state for an abortion.
Zillow will pay employees $7,500 to travel to another state for an abortion. They will also pay that same amount for an employee who has to go to another state to get a sex change operation.
Netflix, who overpays for everything, tops the list by offering a whopping $10,000 to employees who want to take an abortion vacation.
Seriously, a Netflix employee could get pregnant every month and get $10,000 a pop. Sure, they’d still have to travel and get the abortion but that can be done cheaply. It’s still a 6-figure income for being an irresponsible whore and that ain’t bad.
Of course, Netflix is headquartered in California and most or all of their offices are in a state where abortion will most certainly remain legal.
In fact most of the companies “bravely” offering to pay for their employees to travel to another state for an abortion are in states where abortion will stay legal. Take a look:
California
Apple
Disney
Levi Strauss Co.
Lyft
Meta (Facebook)
Netflix
Yelp
New York
Buzzfeed
Citigroup
Condé Nast
JP Morgan Chase
Mastercard
Washington
Amazon
Microsoft
Starbucks
Zillow
Some of these companies have employees all over the country but many of them don’t. It’s still a pretty empty gesture wrapped in virtue signaling.
Even so, I guarantee employees will take advantage of this. Think about someone working in Shit Water, Alabama suddenly realizing that they could get an all expense paid vacation to California and all she has to do have sex, get pregnant, and then get an abortion: Fly first class, stay in a luxury hotel for the weekend and the only downside is a 10-minute procedure.
The only question left is how will the transgender community get in on this scam. Liberals have assured us that it’s not just women who get pregnant and all of these woke companies believe that crap too. Still, it’s going to be hard for someone born as a male to claim pregnancy. I guess if you can identify as a woman, you can also identify as pregnant.
