If this is confusing to you, please consider the source. Radical communist aging actress Jane Fonda’s way of dealing with the fact that abortion is not a Constitutional right is by declaring her vagina an AK-47. Apparently she thinks babies grow in vaginas and that AK-47s have more rights than women.
Nobody has been hit as hard as the Hollyweirdos by the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade. Obviously this decision affects rich liberals past their child-bearing years the most. The freak-out has been spectacular but nobody does unhinged like Hanoi Jane:
If a corporation can be defined as a person, why not redefine vaginas as AK47s. That way they’d be free of governmental restrictions by those who care about ‘the sanctity of life’.
— Jane Seymour Fonda (@Janefonda) June 28, 2022
Of course she picked the Russian-made AK-47 over the gold ole American AR-15, which is the gun liberals are supposed to hate the most. Once a commie, always a commie.
This first problem, as I see it, is that this otherwise stupid analogy makes no sense at all. Because a corporation can be legally be defined as person, she wants to define her vagina as an AK-47? These are not the same things. This is like saying because her car door is ajar her tits are a flat-scene TV. She should have at least said because corporations can be people, her vagina is a corporation.
And let’s not gloss over the fact that she doesn’t recognize unborn babies as people, which is why the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade in the first place.
What Fonda is trying to say with this dumb tweet is that guns have more rights than vaginas, which is completely untrue. There are literally hundreds of laws on the books that regulate gun ownership and usage, but no such laws for vaginas. You don’t have to pass a background check, pay a fee, or wait to take possession of your vagina. Felons don’t have their vaginas confiscated and there’s no places like schools or churches where vaginas are banned.
Most importantly, no states ban high-capacity assault-style vaginas like Jane Fonda’s.
The only age requirement for owning a vagina is that a female be born, which isn’t possible with abortion. In reality, abortion is vagina control, which is something Fonda claims to be against.
Also, Fonda probably meant to say “uterus” not “vagina” since that’s were babies gestate. Nobody gets the contents of their vagina aborted. Then again that’s kind of what happens with late-term abortions but I doubt Fonda was trying to bring attention to the dark realty of infanticide.
The dumbest thing about this however is that Jane Fonda went through menopause when Bill Clinton was still in the White House. She will never get pregnant for the rest of her days and yet she’s freaking out that she can’t get an abortion. Also, she lives in California where the “right” to kill unborn babies is perfectly legal.
And really, that’s the thing with this faux liberal outrage over Roe v. Wade being overturned. Rich liberal douchebags with either access to abortion or no need for abortions want people to think they are the real victims.
