I thought about saving this one for The Week In WTF?, but it’s too relevant considering the illegitimate president’s current mental state. A man was caught trying to infiltrate a Space Force Base in Florida, claiming Biden had ordered him there to warn of an impending Extraterrestrial invasion. I say chances are pretty good that this man’s story is 100% true.
WESH-2 reports that 29-year-old Corey Johnson stole a Ford F-150 pickup truck last week and drove it around for 3 days before deciding to head to the Patrick Space Force Base in Brevard County, Florida. Once there, Johnson tried to sneak onto the base but was apprehended.
Responding Brevard County Sheriff’s deputies asked Johnson why he was trying to get on the base and he had quite the story.
Johnson said that Joe Biden had spoken to him telepathically and instructed him to steal a truck. Form there, Biden told Johnson he had to get on the Space Force base and warn officials about a UFO invasion and an upcoming fight between “Chinese dragons and U.S. aliens.”
It’s unclear if the U.S. aliens are from the UFOs or if it was the Chinese dragons.
In any case, Johnson was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle.
The thing is, he has a really good defense in that most people could believe crazy-ass Joe Biden did tell this man to infiltrate the Space Force base and warn of an extraterrestrial war. As someone who regularly covers Biden, I know this wouldn’t even be the craziest thing he’s said this week. Most people who would serve on a jury would find Johnson’s defense plausible.
There might be a problem if the prosecutor also follows Biden closely and points out that Biden is fond of illegal aliens and gets paid by Chinese dragons. Then again, a good defense attorney would establish that Biden would be very concerned if the Chinese dragons, who finance his whole crooked family, were to go to war with illegal aliens, who democrats are counting on for votes. This is very clearly something Biden would worry about.
Either way, it would be hilarious if Johnson got a lawyer who demanded a deposition from Joe Biden. I know that sitting presidents, even illegitimate ones, can’t be sued while in office but they can be deposed in the course of an investigation. Bill Clinton was deposed while he was in the White House and that turned out to be awesome. Imagine Joe in a deposition without his teleprompter and cue cards.
Corey Johnson will most certainly undergo a psychiatric evaluation and I think I speak for the American people when I say, Joe Biden should have one too. If it’s important to determine the mental health of a guy who stole a truck, it’s extra-import to make that same determination for the guy with the nuclear codes.
