There’s A New Alert System To Let Black Leaders Know When It’s Time To Get Their Race-Hustle On

There are sirens to warn of everything from air raids to incoming tornados. There are alerts to let people know about abducted children and missing elderly dementia patients like Joe Biden. Now, there is a system that lets black leaders know when a “racist” incident has occurred so they can spring into action. It’s like an “Amber Alert” for race-hustlers.

CBS Baltimore reports:

A new alert system launched in Maryland was created to highlight racist incidents and acts of hate.

The Emmett Till Alert, named in honor of the 14-year-old boy whose lynching in August 1955 in Mississippi became one of the most notorious examples of racial violence in American history, is modeled after an Amber Alert.

The warning system will notify African American leaders in Maryland of any credible racist incident or hate crime that happens across the state.

Too bad it’s only in Maryland because this sounds like something Al Sharpton would love. According to the creators of the system, it is, “a model system for all of America” so maybe he’ll get in on it.

I know what you’re thinking: This sounds great but how does it work?

To start, Emmett Till Alerts will be sent to 167 black elected officials statewide, national civil rights organizations, clergy members and other leaders, according to Carl Snowden with the Caucus of African American Leaders.

“When the FBI director said often that the greatest domestic terrorism threat is white supremacists, we should take that very, very seriously,” Snowden said.

Yes, the FBI has an abundance of integrity and credibility so we should all take what they say seriously.

There will be three alert levels: low, medium and high. The top threat meaning there’s a great likelihood of violence or death, according to Snowden.

Luckily, Def-Con News has gained access to the alert levels and can share them with you today:

Low Alert – A white woman named Karen observed some black people breaking the law and called police.

Medium Alert – A fast food restaurant forgot to include the fries in a black woman’s order and she was forced to beat up the employees to achieve racial justice.

High Alert – An armed black man with a lengthy criminal record was killed by racist police officers after opening fire on them.

The CBS article doesn’t really explain who does the reporting or how these alerts will be gathered. I assume they will probably be monitoring social media looking for tweets like: “Some white bitch just gave me the side-eye at the Baltimore Aquarium. #whiteprivilege #fuckwhitebitches.”

While this whole thing seems stupid, it’s actually quite a timesaver. In the old days, black leaders had to wait until “racism” erupted into a full-blown riot before they could get down there and exploit the situation for political and financial gain. Now, they get an alert on their phones and can be on the scene to race-hustle within minutes.

The only flaw in the system is that most hate crimes are perpetrated by blacks against others (Asians, whites, gays, etc…). Imagine how pissed a black race-hustler will be when he or she gets a “hate crime in progress” alert and shows up only to find out it was a black guy beating the shit out of an elderly Asian lady.