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John Fetterman Introduces Himself To Pro-Abortionists As ‘John Fetterwoman’

John Fetterman Introduces Himself To Pro-Abortionists As ‘John Fetterwoman’

Democrat Pennsylvania Senate Candidate John Fetterman is a big white power skinhead-looking dude who looks like he’d be more comfortable in a prison shower than the U.S. Capitol. However, he’s trying to out-beta Beto O’Rourke as the girliest member of the party. He actually introduced himself to a group of pro-abortion women as “John Fetterwoman.” There are no words.

Here’s what Fetterbitch was doing yesterday at Montgomery County Community College:

That’s easily one of the most cringe-worthy moments in political history but it’s also very confusing. I get that he’s trying to pander but is he also coming out as transgender? Also, don’t lefties call women “birthing persons?” He should have announced himself as “John Uterusman.”

He may have actually unlocked the most pandertastic tool ever, since liberals are stupid and completely un-offended by anything horrible a democrat says.

When addressing a group of Asian American Pacific Islanders, he can call himself “John Fetterwang.” At the Indigenous People’s Conference, he can be “John Fettahontas.” At a Black Lives Matter riot, he can call himself “John FetterN-word.” It’s all okay because he’s a democrat.

As you may know, Fetterman is ducking a debate with his Republican opponent Dr. Oz because he had a stroke and claims he has difficulty with “auditory processing.” I looked that up and what it means is his brain can’t process the sounds he hears.

Now if he can’t debate Dr. Oz because of auditory processing issues, how is he able to give a speech to a bunch of crazed baby-killers?

Then again, here’s some clips from that speech:

Damn, that dude is almost as far gone as Joe Biden. Actually, it would be awesome if Biden campaigned for Fetterman and we got back-to-back speeches from Joe and John. It’d be even better if they got a sign language interpreter just to see the look of sheer confusion on his or her face.

Fetterman had a stroke in May but he also appears to have other health issues. WTF is this:

Did the stroke cause his brain to drop into his neck?

It could be his evil twin that doctors never removed or it’s more likely that Fetterman is the evil one.

Whatever is going on there it seems like something from a bad 80s horror movie: “Fettermaniac” or “Splatterman.”

It’s a shame that Fetterman is ducking the debate with his Republican opponent because Dr. Oz could take a look at that thing for him. It looks serious.

Having spent all of his adult life unemployed and mooching off of his parents, John Fetterman is the least qualified Congressional candidate ever. Even more so than AOC and that’s saying a lot. He’s also apparently completely physically unfit to to hold office, which begs the question: How is Dr. Oz trailing this guy in the polls?