Fixing racism by being racist is literally the best thing leftist lunatics can come up with. A Portland, Oregon art festival event is free for black people but all others have to pay $80 to attend. Not only is whitey excluded, so are Asians, Hispanics, and Indigenous people making this the most racist thing since democrats owned slaves.
I don’t even know why I’m reporting on this because I’m sure all of you already have plans to attend the Time Based Art Festival in Portland but there is an event called Black Feast: Black Imagerial. Here’s a description you may find too irresistible:
Black Feast is a culinary event celebrating Black artists and writers through food. At our table, guests participate in an experience that weaves together food and art, where Salimatu works with Black artists to create a multi-course, vegan, gluten-free meal based off of the artist’s work.
In Black Imagerial, movement artists Intisar Abioto and Akela Jaffi present a collectively held offering honoring the legacies of Black movers, dancers, and choreographers in Portland. With eight Black dancers and movement artists moving with the land, Black Imagerial recognizes Black movement as embodied image-making and visionary practice.
Sounds awesome but there’s an interesting pricing plan:
This event is free or by donation for Black folks / $80 for all others
It seems a little racist to me but I think the event organizers are actually brilliant. This is an event that only guilty white liberal milquetoast betas would attend so they won’t be out one dime giving free food to black people. Unless there’s chicken or ribs, black folks ain’t showing up to this thing and if one them accidentally does, there will be a violent reaction to the lack of edible food.
Another piece of brilliance by the organizers is that not a single one of these white liberal assholes who would attend will complain about the obvious illegality and unconstitutionality of charging more for honkies. If it were the other way around and black people had to pay $80 while whitey was free, you can bet your ass there would lawsuits and Justice Departmnet investigations, but not sticking to guilty white liberals.
Still, if Def-Con News were to put on an event called White Feast: White Imagerial it would be deemed super-racist:
White Feast is a culinary event celebrating White patriots and writers through food. At our table, guests participate in an experience that weaves together food and MAGA, where Brian works with White patriots to create a multi-course, carnivorous, vegetable-free meal based off of yumminess.
In White Imagerial, movement patriots Brian Anderson and Nathanael Greene present a collectively held offering honoring the legacies of White heroes, statesman, and innovators in America. With eight White dancers (OK, it’s just Jaydolph) and movement patriots moving with the land, White Imagerial recognizes White movement as embodied image-making and visionary practice.
It doesn’t even matter if I charged everyone the same entry fee, that would be viewed as racist. Now that I’ve typed it out, it sounds like a good time. If I ever hit the lottery I promise to have a raging Def-Con News BBQ with all expenses paid for our loyal readers to attend.
