Chef Kamaltoe Tosses Up Another Word Salad

Either Webster’s Dictionary pays Kamala Harris for how many times she can cram a particular word into a sentence or she’s an idiot. The illegitimate vice president once again proved she’s unprepared and uninformed by tossing up an epic word salad.

When Harris spoke at Claflin University in South Carolina, the word of the day was “community.”

“We invested an additional $12 billion into community banks, because we know community banks are in the community, and understand the needs and desires of that community as well as the talent and capacity of community,” said Harris.

Wait. Community banks are in the community? I never would have guessed.

This has become Kamaltoe’s signature word salad style: She picks a particular word and beats it to death. A couple weeks ago, it was all about the “work.”

“Today, the business of our work is for the council to report on the work that has occurred since our last meeting across these areas. We will today also discuss the work yet ahead, the work we must still do,” Harris said.

Here, she tossed up “get” and “go” with a “work” topping:

“We are expanding access to transportation. You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work and get home,” Harris said.

After the 4th of July parade shooting in Illinois, Kamala served up a “senseless/seriously” salad with a light “deal” dressing:

“We talk about it being senseless. It is senseless. It’s absolutely senseless… And we’ll deal with what we need to deal with in terms of moving forward…We got to take this stuff seriously as seriously as you are because you’ve been forced to take it seriously,” said Harris.

And sometimes it can be a group of words. Last March in Louisiana, it was all about the “passage of time.”

“We were all touring the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires, what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about the day of the life of our children,” Harris said.

Because everyone knows French cuisine is super-classy, Kamaltoe will sometimes toss a word salad with a French accent like she did when she was trying to explain science to French scientists:

“With us in government, we campaign with ‘Ze Plan.’ Uppercase ‘T’ uppercase ‘P.’ Ze Plan. And the environment is such that we’re expected to defend Ze Plan even when the first time we roll it out there may be some glitches and it’s time to reevaluate and then do it again,” said Harris.

Kamala Harris is dumb, not only because of the dumbness of the dumb things she’s says, but also because she dumbly tries to dumb down the dumbshit that comes out of her dumb mouth, which is the dumb reason she is a dumb-dumb.