Climate Activist Increases His Carbon Footprint By Setting Himself on Fire

We know that wealthy famous Climate Nazis like John Kerry and Leonardo DiCaprio are hypocrites for flying around the world on their polluting private jets, scolding us for using the AC and eating meat, but it turns out all of them are full of shit. A climate activist increased his carbon footprint by setting himself on fire at a tennis match.

The Laver Cup is a tennis tournament between Team Europe and Team World at the O2 Arena in London. It is to be Roger Federer’s last competition before he retires. I don’t know how he or his team did, but at least he’ll have an awesome memories to go out on.

Check this out:

Some loser wearing a “End UK Private Jets” t-shirt appeared to light something on fire but unfortunately the fire spread to this arm. He screamed like the sissy bitch he is as he patted out the flames.

Then, some officials came and one used his blazer to put the rest of the fire. The climate change wuss went limp when the officials carried him off the court.

The only real problem I see here is that the dude didn’t fully immolate himself. If you really want to make a statement, you can’t half-ass it.

Also, since he was trying to make a statement about global warming, he shouldn’t have picked pyrotechnics as his medium. You can’t tell people to cut down on their carbon emissions when you’re a carbon emitting human fireball. He should have put a double-barrel shotgun in his mouth and served up an ace with his brains. Then again, guns are hard to come by in the UK.

Once again, the leftist Climate Cultists have shown not only that they aren’t serious people but also that they are f*cking crazy.

“I’d love to discuss the pseudo-science behind global warming but first let me light my ass on fire.”

The way liberals debate a topic is to ignore all relevant facts and go straight to accusing their opponent of being Hitler. If that doesn’t work they then use profanity and personal attacks because that’s better than admitting they are full of shit. The final component is to threaten their opponents with physical threats they couldn’t possibly execute because they are weak milquetoast betas.

This climate activist has added a new wrinkle to the liberal debate technique: self-mutilation. They know they can’t win an argument on the truth so now they’ll be setting themselves on fire, blowing themselves up, and chopping off body parts. Perhaps they feel they can win on sympathy.

On the bright side, this dude did figure out how to make tennis a little more watchable. I think if the promoters were smart, they’d get a leftist kook to f*ck himself up between every match. I’d actually tune in for that.