Jake Trapper launched a new show last night and hoped his first interview with illegitimate president Joe Biden would boost his ratings. Unfortunately, this show is on CNN, which no one watches and it was Joe Biden, which no one has any enthusiasm for. It’s too bad this went largely unwatched because Biden was in top form, bragging that he spent, “a billion a trillion 700 million dollah a billion dollars.” He’s literally become Dr. Evil.
The interview kicked off with this peculiar exchange:
“Do you think Putin is a rational actor?” Tapper asked.
“I think he is a rational actor,” replied Biden.
Then:
“He just, I just think it’s irrational,” Biden said.
“If he’s not rational,” Tapper started.
“No, I didn’t say he’s not rational,” Biden interrupted.
The entire interview was Tapper asking Biden softball questions and Joe answering incoherently. None was more incoherent than when Biden was asked if people should be worried about a recession and rising costs.
Biden started by saying there won’t be a recession and then moments later said it will be a “little recession.”
Then this happened:
“We passed 368 billion dollar worth of selp,” Biden said. “It’s gonna bring a billion a trillion 700 million dollah a billion dollars off the sidelines investment.”
That is an awful lot of selp. No wonder he’s bragging.
Now, let’s compare that to Dr. Evil from Austin Powers – Goldmember:
“1 billion, gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion yen,” said Dr. Evil.
Biden and Dr. Evil’s statements are pretty much the same. The only difference is one is an over-the-top fictitious character from a comedy and the other one is Dr. Evil.
But hey, give Jack Tapper some credit for being a liberal media hack. He sat there stone faced, pretending that what Biden said made sense and that it was completely normal.
Jake really went out of his way to help Biden in this interview. At one point Biden dropped his note cards and couldn’t reach them so Tapper knelt down to pick them up. Then, Tapper started off a question by saying, “Democratic voters overwhelmingly like you.”
The assists kept coming when Biden was struggling to find a word and Tapper finished his sentence for him.
“Vee vat, you know, dealing with, you know, making sure veterans get compensated fer the, fer the…”Biden stammered.
“Burn pits,” said Tapper.
“The burn pits,” Biden agreed.
And one last piece of ass-kissing for tapper:
“Is anyone done more in the first two years of the administration for a guy who was, they been saying this about my age since I’ve began to run, and uh so you know, would you come work out with me in the morning?” Biden asked.
“Any time,” said Tapper with a girlish grin.
I’m sure that during the break, the make-up artist had to come over to cover up the marks on Tapper’s chin from Biden’s balls bouncing off it.
Once again, Biden does a friendly liberal media softball interview in which he knew the questions in advance and still managed to screw it up. This is nothing new, but him channelling his inner-Dr. Evil was kind of a surprise.
