When Joe Biden isn’t lying about himself, he’s lying about his family. In an amazing 2-day stretch, the illegitimate president has absolved his crackhead son Hunter of any wrong doing and falsely claimed his other son Beau died in Iraq. He said nothing of his daughter Ashley because since he took inappropriate showers with her, he’s lost interest.
Yesterday Biden did an interview with CNN in which he suddenly, and inexplicably, became Dr. Evil. In that interview, he was asked about the potential fraud and gun charges his son Hunter faces:
“Well, first of all, I’m proud of my son. This is a kid who got, not a kid uh he’s a grown man. He uh got hooked on uh like many families have had happen, hooked on drugs. He’s overcome that. He’s established a new life,” said Biden.
Do a lot of families get hooked on drugs?
“He is uh I’m confident that he is what he says and does are consistent with what happens. And for example, he wrote a book about his problems and was straightforward about it. I’m proud of him,” Biden continued.
Huh? “What he says and does are consistent with what happens? Hunter says the N-word and does crack so I guess that’s what happens.
“He came along and said, by the way, this thing about a gun I didn’t know anything about it. But turns out that when he made application to purchase a gun, what happened was he say  I guess you get asked I don’t guess, you get asked a question, are you on drugs, or do use drugs? He said no. And he wrote about saying no in his book. So I have great confidence in my son. I love him and he’s on the straight and narrow, and he has been for a couple years now. And I’m just so proud of him,” said Biden.
See, the thing is the timeline of Hunter’s confession of drug abuse in his book lines up with when he purchased a gun and lied on the 4473 form. Biden must be so proud that Hunter has incriminated himself this way.
As for Joe’s dead son Beau, he told a whopper in Colorado today:
Biden told a story about American soldiers in WWII who climbed a mountain and surprised the Nazi, but had to make it all about him and his f*cked up family.
“I say this as a father of a man who won the Bonze Star, Conspicuous Service Medal, and lost his life in Iraq,” said Biden.
Joe Biden is not the father of such a man. Beau Biden died of brain cancer at Walter Reed Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland. Joe also likes to lie by saying Beau got brain cancer from his less-than-a-year deployment in Iraq because of burn pits, but his illness was diagnosed long before he went.
Also, Beau didn’t win the Conspicuous Service Medal, he was awarded it posthumously. That particular award is for heroism, which seems weird since he was an Army lawyer. It’s also strange because he didn’t earn it while he was alive.
Come to think of it, Beau Biden was also awarded the Bronze Star for heroic achievement in a combat zone and the Legion of Merit (also posthumously) for heroic service. What did he do? File a brave and heroic legal brief?
In the lie of Joe Biden’s dementia fantasy world, his crackhead son Hunter is a good boy and his dead pencil-pushing son Beau died a war hero. He still doesn’t think his daughter Ashley is anything but a disappointment so he is at least slightly tethered to reality.
