Climate change protesters have a tendency to be incredibly annoying—doing things like blocking traffic by linking themselves together on the highway or gluing their hands to something.
Last week as RedState reported:
We saw these two people throw soup at Van Gogh’s Sunflowers and glue themselves to the wall.
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— spicymayo (@spicymayo18) October 14, 2022
The young woman with pink hair is bordering on hysterical as she tries to convince people of the importance of their actions.
The usual reaction to people like this has been to cut them loose or free them from the glue and arrest them.
However, the people at Volkswagen took a different approach. They went about instilling a valuable life lesson as well as garnering great enjoyment out of the lurid affair.
And there’s may actually be the best response ever to this form of idiocy.
Sixteen members of “Scientist Rebellion” (which looks like an offshoot of Extinction Rebellion) went to the Porsche pavilion at Volkswagen’s Autostadt in Germany.
Nine of them glued themselves to the floor, they also had six other people, and one of the glued “scientists” claimed that some were:
[O]n hunger strike until our demands to decarbonize the German transport sector are met.
Together with 15 other members of @ScientistRebel1 I have occupied the Porsche pavillion at @Autostadt, 9 of us glued to the floor and some of us on hunger strike until our demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met👉 https://t.co/Y5uo5IicXb @ClimateHuman pic.twitter.com/SUxUy5Q5uq
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
Hopefully, they ate well before beginning this asinine prank because they were about to go a long time without food.
In fact: Without food, without water, without a place to pass what they take in, and without heat and light.
The man pictured below is a “researcher in social psychology,” although he is masquerading as a “scientist” wearing a lab coat.
Yes, by this point in the article you most likely have guessed what transpired.
Rather than calling the police, getting these knuckeheads loose, and having them arrested, the Volkswagen people left them there and closed up, turning everything off, with them glued to the floor, without food, heat, and as, they complained, any form of lavatory and sanitary facility within reach.
.@VW told us that they supported our right to protest, but they refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating. People in support can't get out of the building. 2/ pic.twitter.com/YZuuiww5Q4
— gianluca grimalda (@GGrimalda) October 19, 2022
Gianluca Grimalda later clarified that if the support people went out, they couldn’t get back into the building.
Perhaps they should have thought this through before going into ‘attack mode.’
It says something about this group that they claim to be “scientists,” but they couldn’t consider and account for the various possibilities here, including defecation.
People mocked them into next week for this.
You've nailed it mate. No heating, no lights. You've successfully decarbonised the hall that you are in. Let us know how it's working out for you, and see if you can join the dots. https://t.co/0pcg3nqTSV
— MoltoVinos (@IncognitoMV) October 20, 2022
Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. Should have planned better for this brave stunt.
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) October 20, 2022
They’re also doing this at a time in Europe with an energy crisis in part precipitated by nutty anti-energy positions, so they’re not going to have a lot of sympathy for this.
But, ironically, they complain of the very things—like lack of heat—that climate change people have adversely impacted with their campaigns.