Professional mooch and stroke victim John Fetterman is the democratic nominee for a U.S. Senate seat in Pennsylvania. His campaign has been trying to hide him from voters and the media because his brain is completely broken. For some reason his handlers agreed to a debate against the Republican candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz on Tuesday night and it was such a spectacular disaster that the governor should declare a state of emergency.
Fetterman would only agree to the debate if he could use a closed caption system to read the questions because he claims his stroke has left him with auditory issues. He was granted that request but it didn’t help. Right off the bat Fetterman said, “Hi, goodnight everybody.”
And from there it got worse.
Fetterman was asked why he hasn’t paid his taxes and came up with this:
“It was helping 2 students 17 years ago, you know, to help them buy their own homes, they they furgin didn’t pay the bills and it got her paid and has never been an issue in any of the campaign before,” said Fetterman.
Fetterman was then asked if he thinks the Biden administration has overspent. After an uncomfortably long pause he answered, “No, I here’s what I think we have to fight about inflation here right now. That’s what we need to fight about inflation right now.”
When Dr. Oz pointed out that Fetterman has been mooching off his parents his whole life and “bought” his house for a dollar from his sister, this was the witty comeback:
“That’s like he got his Pennsylvania house his own in ladies from a dollar. That’s typical,” Fetterman said.
Fetterman got a simple question on whether or not he supports raising the federal minimum wage to $15 an hour and this was his not simple answer:
“How can a man with, you know you know, 10 gigantic mansions you know has I’m willing to talk about bey a willing wage for anybody. Imagine a signal mom trying with 2 children trying to raise with them,” said Fetterman.
Signal mom? Like on an aircraft carrier?
When asked if he was mentally fit to serve, Fetterman said, “My doctral believes that I’m fit to be serving and that’s what I believe where I am standing.”
So that’s a no?
The debate moderator pointed out that Fetterman has been opposed to fracking and then suddenly changed his mind about it, giving him a chance to clarify his position.
“I do support fracking and I don’t I don’t I support fracking and I stand and I do support fracking,” Fetterman said.
Then, Fetterman was asked if he supports packing the Supreme Court:
“I do not support the Supreme Court,” replied Fetterman.
This went on for quite some time and all of Fetterman’s answers were non-answers in caveman English. If he was asked how he would do something, his answer was that he supports that thing. There was no substance to anything he said nor was there any cohesion.
In closing, Fetterman said, “To me careers are re-field your rio underlying values.”
It’s not just that John Fetterman made Joe Biden look like a Shakespearian actor, it’s that he couldn’t even understand he questions.
Nobody is making fun of Fetterman for having a stroke, that part is actually sad. It is however much sadder that the democratic party is trying to get this guy with severe brain damage a seat in the U.S. Senate.
