On Friday, Def-Con News asked if the attack on Nancy Pelosi’s Husband Paul seemed suspicious and the answer was a resounding yes. Since then, new details have emerged that make it even more suspicious. In all honesty, it looks like Paul may have picked up a guy for a sexual encounter and things went bad.
The original story was that homeless weirdo David DePape broke in to the Pelosi’s San Francisco mansion, looking for Nancy. She was out of town so DePape said he’d wait for her and tried to tie Paul up. Cops said they received a 911 call and showed up, only to see DePape in his underwear and he and Paul simultaneously holding a hammer. As the cops approached, Depape took the hammer and assaulted Paul with it.
The biggest question from the original story is, how did some mostly-naked homeless dude manage to get into the secured fortress of one of the richest most powerful couples in the city?
Now, with some new details, there’s even more questions.
First, there is the 911 call. Actually, it’s not the 911 call but rather the dispatcher’s communication with the police:
1/2 Initial dispatch recordings from response to calls from the Pelosi residence from around 0230 this morning. https://t.co/g7OhA9pT2W pic.twitter.com/CyGAMRgsvz
— Ray Alexander (@rma1776) October 29, 2022
The dispatcher told police that Paul Pelosi, “stated that there is a male in his home and he is going to wait for his wife.”
That’s weird but nothing compared to this:
The dispatcher then relayed that Pelosi, “stated that he does not know who the man is but said that his name is David and that he is a friend.”
If a crazed manic broke into the Pelosi home with intent on harming Paul and Nancy, wouldn’t the call be a little more frantic? “Like: “Help, this insane f*cker is trying to kill me”?
Instead, Paul says this man is a friend of his.
Then, there is this from Politico:
David DePape forced his way into the home through a back entrance, Scott said. Officers arrived at the house, knocked on the front door and were let inside by an unknown person.
What? There was a third person present at the house? Who was it and why didn’t the person try to help Paul who was allegedly being attacked by a madman?
That last detail was too suspicious, so SFPD has walked it back:
MORE: The SFPD also says that there were only TWO people inside the Pelosi home (Paul Pelosi and DePape) when they responded, clarifying statements made at Friday’s press conference which seemed to indicate there was a third person inside the home who opened the door. (2/2)
— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) October 30, 2022
But that makes things even more suspicious. How did the police enter the Pelosi home?
Two additional reported details take this thing into the Twilight Zone: 1) The hammer belonged to the Pelosi’s and was not brought by DePape and 2) police found zip ties at the scene.
Putting all of this together, it makes the original story look completely implausible. DePape didn’t smash his way into the house with a hammer because he didn’t have a hammer. He wasn’t there to attack Nancy, he was there because Paul let him in.
Here’s a more likely scenario for what happened: With Nancy out of town, Paul picked up a male prostitute. Remember, DePape reportedly lived in the Castro District, which is the gayest part of the gayest city in America. The gay sexual encounter didn’t go as planned and the much younger DePape got physical and angry with the 82-year-old Pelosi. Paul called police but didn’t want to make a big fuss about it, he just wanted the cops to remove DePape. Police either smashed through the back door or Paul let them in and then the door was smashed to make things look legit.
Maybe it’s because I just got done watching the Jeffrey Dahmer show on Netflix, but I’m going to take this a step further. Real-life Dahmer picked up gay men, brought them back to his house, where he’d knock them out and restrain them for sex. Paul Pelosi had a half-naked gay man, a hammer, and zip ties. That sounds pretty close to me.
Of course all questions could be answered if the cops would release the actual 911 call and body cam footage but we know that’s never going to happen.