The economy is in shambles, inflation has made everyone poorer, violent crime is out of control, our country has been invaded by millions of illegals, and the world is on the brink of nuclear war because the democrats have had total power for the past 2 years. With the democrats poised to get slaughtered in the midterms next week, someone in the party said, “What if we put Obama under a desk with a gay dude? Would that help save us from a slaughter?”
Democrats have absolutely no plan to undo the destruction they have unleashed on our nation and there’s no reason why any sane person would vote to keep them in power. They do however have Obama, so here’s that saddest attempt to stave off the Red Wave:
Obama has officially joined in the Democrats’ new fool-proof plan for whenever they need to push an agenda
Collaborating with TikTokers… pic.twitter.com/2s4x5DiRqk
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 2, 2022
That effeminate doofus is Vitus Spehar, who goes by “V” and hosts a TikTok show called “Under the Desk.” It’s apparently a 60-second wrap-up of the daily news. I’ve never seen it but I assume it’s from a leftist prospective.
In a lamer premise than a shitty 1980s sitcom, Obama just happens to notice a weirdo laying under his desk. Why didn’t the Secret Service stop this guy? Why is Obama not surprised and fearful that a strange man has invaded his home?
From there, Obama explains:
“Here’s the thing: you can stay [under my desk] for now, but when it comes time for voting you’re going to have to get up,” said Obama.
And it wouldn’t be Obama if he didn’t lay on the bullshit.
“You got climate change legislation on the ballot, you got gun safety. And, when we can elect more pro-choice members of Congress, we can reinstitute Roe v. Wade as the law of the land. So, you can’t stay here, you’re going to have to take a little bit of time to vote,” Obama said.
The Constitution is the law of the land and since Roe v. Wade has never been part of the Constitution, it was never the law of the land. It was never instituted so it cannot possibly be reinstituted.
And that’s not even the biggest lie here: Obama claims they just need to elect more pro-abortion members of Congress to make Roe v. Wade the law of the land. To do that, it would have to be a Constitutional amendment which requires a two-thirds vote of both Houses of Congress and ratification by three-fourths of the State legislatures.
In order for this to happen, democrats would need to win 17 more Senate seats and about 80 House seats. As unlikely as that is, they’d also have to flip around 20 red state legislatures. That ain’t gonna happen.
This video is already some weak sauce so they tried to spice it up with a punchline:
“Is now a bad time to say that I voted for McCain in 2008?” asked the gay doofus.
“Mmm, as long as you voted,” Obama replied with fake disappointment.
I have a hard time believing that this gay dude voted for McCain in 2008, not just because he’s light in the loafers but also, the age doesn’t appear to match up. Anyone voting in 2008 would have to have been at least 18 at the time. If that’s the case, the gay guy would be at least 32-years-old now. Maybe he is, but it’s pretty sad to think an adult in his 30s would be TikToking under a desk.
It’s also sad to think that democrats believe this is an effective strategy to keep from losing control of Congress in the midterms. People care about the economy, crime, and immigration, not Obama playing under a desk with a Front Loop.
