Immediately after Donald Trump announced he is running in 2024, Joe Biden’s corrupt DoJ established a special council investigation of the former President, which qualifies as one of the all-time biggest WTFs ever. Here’s some other WTF? more deserving of investigation:
Headline of the Week
Drunk man threatens to ‘blow up’ Nashville hotel over potato chips
A drunk man was arrested in Nashville Wednesday after police say he threatened to “blow up” a downtown hotel and assaulted a security guard after having a confrontation about potato chips.
Ryan Abdelqadar, 35, was charged with assault, burglary, public intoxication, among other misdemeanor charges.
According to an affidavit, Abdelqadar entered a restricted area of the J.W. Marriott Hotel, 201 8th Ave. S, and grabbed bags of chips out of a box. Abdelqadar was confronted by a security guard, who he pushed, police said.
Abdelqadar left the Marriott after threatening to “blow up the hotel and shoot the security guard,” according to the affidavit.
He was later caught and arrested. He had two bags of chips from the hotel with him.
What is Florida Man doing in Tennessee?
Jumper of the Week
Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis
A 79-year-old Japanese man managed to get a 90-inch jump-rope stuck in his bladder after allegedly shoving the rope into his penis.
Doctors wrote in a September study published in Urology Case Reports that the unidentified man inserted the rope through his urethra, however, the handle-less rope became tangled and stuck in the man’s bladder.
The man was forced to seek medical help, complaining that he was suffering from a condition called dysuria — difficulty with urination — only for doctors to find the rope.
Medics unraveled the medical mystery by investigating his bladder where they found “a large object accompanied by acoustic shadows.”
It was then the man admitted what had happened — although he did not explain why he did it — and was transferred to a hospital.
An X-ray then revealed this object was “a wire-like coiled foreign body.”
According to doctors, there was no way to remove the rope the way it went in, so they had to perform surgery on the patient.
The medical team had to retrieve the rope through an incision made in the man’s abdomen to remove the rope in full.
Thankfully, the man recovered from the surgery and suffered no long-term injury.
There should be a rule: No removal until you explain how it got there.
Gender of the Week
A transgender man has come forward to talk about his experience of having a smear test post transition.
Freelance writer William Cuthbert from Brigg, Lincolnshire admitted he was ‘nervous’ about health professionals when he wrote for Metro, as he was overdue his smear test by a year by the time he called to book the appointment.
He revealed he knew he was overdue the screening, but every time he tried to book the appointment he was overwhelmed by anxiety that his ‘bound chest and hairy legs’ would raise questions with health professionals who might not believe he was eligible.
Although he admitted he had always found smear tests uncomfortable even before his transition, he worried about stripping naked from the waist down now that he had come out as a man, which he feared would make him feel ’emotionally naked’ as well.
He said: ‘What if medical professionals don’t know I’m a trans man? Will I be misgendered? How would I react to that?’
William added: ‘Having a vagina doesn’t make me less of a man.’
Yeah, actually it does.
Layer of the Week
Artificial grass advert that ‘objectified and stereotyped women’ is banned
An artificial grass company has been rapped by the advertising watchdog after featuring a half-naked woman on a billboard below the words: “Get laid by the best”. The huge hoarding, which was erected by supplier Great Grass, also features a title in all capital letters calling the business the “ARTIFICIAL GRARSE EXPERTS”.
The company responded to complaints by saying most found it amusing, while adding it was offensive to transgender people to assume the model was a woman. But the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) failed to see the funny side and concluded the billboard “objectified and stereotyped women as sexual objects”.
They also noted that the spelling of the word “arse” was a reference to the model’s buttocks and had therefore made the exposed part of her body the “focus”. The watchdog said the advert cannot appear again “in its current form” and warned the company that their marketing material should be “socially responsible” in the future.
The billboard was put up in Oldham, Greater Manchester, in September this year, and included offers for “free quotes” and “free samples” at its nearby showroom. But the ASA said three complaints challenged whether the ad was “offensive, harmful and irresponsible” due to its use of a near-naked model and sexually charged wording.
At least her grasshole wasn’t showing
Investigator of the Week
Woman Found Dead Half-naked, Broom Handle Inserted in Rectum; Police Suspect Rape
A woman was found dead on a street here, her half-naked body showing signs of rape and brutality, police said on Wednesday.
Police said the body, spotted Tuesday night by a passer-by on the street next to a park in sector 7, bore several injury marks.
Five police teams have been formed to investigate the matter, the police said, adding a reward of Rs 25,000 has been announced for anyone who identifies the woman.
A police team led by Deputy Commissioner of Police (Ballabhgarh) Kushal Singh along with the crime units and a forensic team reached the spot and took the body into custody, they said.
It was found with a broom handle inserted in the victim’s rectum, they said.
Police said they suspect the victim may have been raped. A swab sample has been sent for forensic examination to determine this, they said.
If only there were some obvious evidence of a sexual assault.
Hamburgler of the Week
UK Man Kills Girlfriend With Axe, Buries Her Corpse In Forest After Last Meal At McDonalds
In another chilling incident, an English man took his ex-girlfriend out for a meal at McDonald’s and later murdered her in cold blood with an axe. Katie Kenyon had texted Andrew Burfield, her ex-lover, that she was “ready and excited for a new chapter” as she agreed to meet him. But as the man and the girl finished what would have been her last meal, hours later he assaulted her brutally with an axe and buried her body in a shallow grave in the forest, UK’s Mirror reported.
Andrew Burfield, 51, killed the 33-year-old Katie Kenyon back in the month of April. He buried her corpse in the Forest of Bowland, Lancashire. Katie, a mother of two, had been in a complicated relationhip with Burfield since July 2016. After killing her, the man used her phone to text himself and her children to try to cover the crime. Burfield was sentenced on Thursday as the court found him guilty. Burfield, a resident of Todmorden Road, Burnley, had initially denied the murder and had instead told police that Kenyon had accidently died. He said that he threw an axe after she bet him he could not hit a can of Coke with it and it hit her.
In what must seem like a hollow victory, she was right.
Photographer of the Week
A Pennsylvania man who murdered his mother and took photographs with her body was sentenced to 20 years in prison after receiving a plea deal much of the family opposed.
David Sumney, 33, was accused of torturing his mother Margaret, 67, and murdering her in her home in 2019.
He had documented the crime by taking 277 photos, including several selfies of blood smeared on his face and his mother’s body.
Sumney secured a plea deal in August that dismissed charges of first-degree murder and abuse of a corpse, leaving him with only a single count of third-degree murder.
Since he has been behind bars since 2019, he could be released in as little as 17 years.
Sumney’s defense asked for a sentence of seven years because he “expressed remorse” and attributed his crime to his drug and alcohol use.
That’s a hell of a plea bargain considering J6 defends got longer sentences for illegal parading.
Brother of the Week
Israeli arrested for trying to kill his sister, have sex with her corpse
A 20-year-old man has been charged with the attempted murder of his sister, with the intention of having sex with her corpse, Israel Police said on Sunday.
The 18-year-old victim was moderately injured in the stabbing. Following a police investigation, her brother was arrested and charged with attempted murder. The victim was evacuated to the Meir Medical Center in Kfar Saba.
The victim said that her brother “entered my room at night, suddenly pulled out a knife and started to stab me in the head. I ran out of the room; [if not] he would have killed me – I don’t know what happened to him,” according to N12.
Police claim that the motive for the attempted murder was the defendant’s wish to have sex with his sister’s corpse.
The defendant said in his interrogation that he is a fan of necrophilia movies, and that is why he planned to kill his sister, according to N12.
Necrophilia is technically not a criminal offense in Israel, according to a High Court of Justice ruling from 2018 determining that sexual offenses only apply to the living.
They still have a solid head-stabbing case, though.
Chugger of the Week
Florida man nearly falls off Disney Skyliner platform after chugging beers
A Florida man was reportedly arrested after authorities said he caused a disturbance at the Food and Wine Festival at Walt Disney World’s Epcot park.
According to FOX 35, park security and a deputy said Chase Holderby, of Merritt Island, Florida, was being very loud and stumbling around the American Adventure Pavilion after witnesses said he chugged two beers in approximately 30 seconds.
A deputy wrote in an arrest report that the 30-year-old was shaking everyone’s hand in line, high-fiving people and staggering.
Shortly after, Holderby was involved in a verbal dispute with members of his party near the Japan Pavilion.
By the time Holderby arrived at the Morocco Pavilion, security asked him to leave.
“We followed Holderby to the International Gateway exit while he took his shirt off and continued asking what he had done wrong,” the report said.
As he headed toward the Disney Skyliner gondolas, Holderby continued to scream.
“Once in the line queue, he continued to act belligerent and cause the crowd of people in line to become alarmed,” the deputy said. “While attempting to get him onto the physical gondola car, he wouldn’t initially get in and was dangerously close to falling into the area beneath where the attraction operates.”
Following multiple warnings, a deputy said Holderby was arrested on charges of trespassing and disorderly intoxication.
How do you get that drunk off of 2 beers?
Breaker of the Week
Worst prison break as tubby inmate gets stuck in wall in front of laughing guards
An inmate nearly pulled off the perfect prison break – until his belly got in the way.
Rafael Valadao attempted to climb through a hole in a bid for freedom from jail in Ceres, central Brazil, but became lodged in the opening.
Prison guards watched on laughing as firefighters came to free the portly prisoner, who, at 16st, was too large to fit through the small hole in the wall he and his co-conspirators had made.
A local fireman told the Telegraph at the time: “He has a very large physique, and is also very tall.
“The other prisoners tried to push him but he stayed stuck in the wall. He started screaming in pain, and that was when the prison guards were alerted.”
Valadao’s unfortunate mishap meant two fellow prisoners also hoping to make a run for it were left trapped inside, the Daily Mail reported.
A police spokesman said at the time: “He was screaming with pain when help arrived.
“He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.”
That’s probably not the only prison hole he’s been stuck in.
Howler of the Week
Teen lives with rare ‘werewolf syndrome’ that leaves other kids scared he’ll bite them
A teenager who lives with a rare condition known as “werewolf syndrome” says his classmates are scared he will bite them while trolls call him “monkey boy”.
Lalit Patidar, 17, was diagnosed with hypertrichosis at the age of six when doctors discovered he had abnormal hair growing all over his body.
The disease is so rare, it is believed that only 50 people have had it since the Middle Ages.
Lalit’s illness means that he is completely covered in hair and other kids at his school in Madhya Pradesh, India, have called him “monkey boy” thanks to the disease.
Lalit said: “I come from a normal family, my father is a farmer, and I am currently a senior in high school studying in 12th grade and at the same time I help my father in his farming work.
“I have had this hair my whole life, my parents say the doctor shaved me at birth but I didn’t really notice anything was different about me until I was around six or seven years old.
“That’s when I first took notice that the hair was growing all over my body like no one else I knew.”
“Small children used to get scared seeing me, and as a child I did not know why. As I grew up I realised that my whole body had hair and that was not like everyone else.
“Kids were worried I would come back to bite them like an animal.”
Lalit added that when he was young, kids would throw stones at him, shout “monkey monkey” in his face, or claim that he was some kind of ghost or mythical creature.
I think he looks more like an Old English Sheepdog.
Dancer of the Week
Texas man falls to his death after dancing on top of moving 18-wheeler
A man in Houston, Texas, is dead after falling off the top of an 18-wheeler that he was dancing on top of when it passed under a bridge.
Houston police say the 25-year-old man was knocked off the top of the truck around 11:35 a.m. on Thursday while dancing on it along the US-59 Eastex Freeway, unbeknownst to the driver, KRIV-TV reported.
Police say the man jumped or climbed onto the trailer and appeared to be filming himself dancing.
Video of the incident was posted online by Grizzy’s Hood News and the man can be seen ducking under one overpass before standing up again and continuing dancing.
After falling from the truck into oncoming traffic, the unidentified man was taken to a nearby hospital where he later died.
The man died from multiple blunt impact injures, Houston Public Media reported.
Stupidity was found to a be a comorbidity.
Biter of the Week
Pensioner ‘lucky to be alive’ after fellow OAP ‘bit his fingers to the bone’ at care home
An 85-year-old elderly man fell victim to a brutal assault by a fellow care home resident which lasted almost an hour.
James Hand, 85, was taken to hospital with several gruesome injuries following the assault which took place on September 28 at Meadows Court care home, in Aylestone.
Melanie Dolman, partner of Mr Hands’ son, told LeicestershireLive his fingers were nearly bitten to the bone and was “lucky to be alive”.
She said: “We were in total shock. He smashed his radio over his head, he ripped the call bell out the wall, the pressure pads which should have sent an alarm out weren’t working.
“He hit him with his zimmer frame, smashed him with a TV remote controller.
“How he didn’t kill him I have no idea – the radio was very heavy and weighty and he had that bashed over his head multiple times.
“He was bitten on his head, which meant he required stitches, he bit his fingers right down to his bone and may need plastic surgery or skin grafts on his hands.”
The man who attacked Mr Hand was 77 years old and according to assessments carried out before the assault he did not have any behavioural issues noted.
The man was said to not be fit enough to be charged with a criminal offence, despite being arrested by police.
After Mr. Hand was bitten on the hand he thanked his lucky stars he wasn’t named Mr. Johnson.
WTMAGA? of the Week
‘I Couldn’t Unsee It’: Expectant Parents Told Baby Looks Like Donald Trump
A pregnant couple was left stunned after relatives pointed out their unborn baby bears an uncanny resemblance to former President Donald Trump on the ultrasound pictures they were given.
Trump has previously been hailed by some supporters as the second coming of Jesus. Now it appears the second coming of Trump could already be on the way after Los Angeles-based voice actor Jack Baca shared a picture of the unborn child his wife is 11 weeks pregnant with.
Baca told Newsweek that he and his wife are “absolutely thrilled” about having their first child together and are due to find out the gender in a couple of weeks.
Their excitement prompted them to share some ultrasound images of the baby with his wife’s family. It was at that point that his mother-in-law blurted out: “That looks like Donald Trump!”
“As soon as she said it, from then on I couldn’t unsee it. The lips, the hair, the tiny hands…the resemblance was bigly,” Baca said. “We cracked jokes about it for the rest of the night and have now begun referring to her womb as Mom-a-Lago.”
Baca is keen to stress that while he and his wife “vote blue” and are not Trump fans, they are not concerned about the child actually looking like the former president.
This is what happens to Hollywood liberals with TDS.
