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Adam Kinzinger Threatens to Beat Up Random Guy For Liking A Meme

Adam Kinzinger Threatens to Beat Up Random Guy For Liking A Meme

There’s few things more terrifying as a charging rhino, but a charging RINO is one of the least scary scenario possible. Outgoing traitor Rep. Adam Kinzinger threaten to beat up a random guy who liked a meme. As a member of the J6 committee, Kinzinger has said this kind of violent rhetoric threatens democracy, but RINOs are pretty much democrats and therefor hypocrites.

This all started with a meme:

Then a guy who calls himself Catturd, retweeted it:

“It’s dumb that I’m laughing way too hard at this,” wrote Catturd.

For some reason, maybe because his political career is over, Adam Kinzinger took great offense at this meme and more specifically, Catturd liking it:

Not only is Kinzinger liberal-like for being a hypocrite, he’s personally offended by stupid shit that has nothing to do with him.

Luckily, Catturd is a pretty funny dude and had the perfect response to “tough guy ” Kinzinger:

I looked it up and Kinzinger claims he is 5 feet 9 inches tall, which means he’s likely a few inches shorter than that. Still, that’s not a big bad mother*cker, which makes this next tweet closer to reality:

Clearly Kinzinger’s threat was an empty one because he’s a shrimpy little pussy, but the great thing about popping off on social media is you don’t actually get punched in the top of the head for acting like a badass.

Then again, maybe Kinzinger wasn’t threatening violence at all. He said it wouldn’t end well for Catturd if they met up and that’s because being in Kinzinger’s presence is sickening. Pehaps Kinzinger was warning that he would bore and nauseate Catturd.

That seem unlikely given the tone of Kinzinger’s tweet and the obvious fact that he’s suffering from a Napoleonic complex, AKA small man’s disorder.

In addition to threatening randos on Twitter, Kinzinger also sends death threats to his own wife:

The internet busted Kinzinger on that one because the “death threat” is in his own handwriting:

Catturd shouldn’t worry too much on this one. It doesn’t appear as if Kinzinger ever kicked his wife’s ass so the his threats aren’t real.

The only thing left is for Adam Kinzinger to go on CNN or MSNBC to cry about this and hope one of them gives him a job since he’s about to be unemployed.