Try as they might, liberals were unable to WTF? up Thanksgiving for everybody. Here’s some WTF? turkeys who didn’t fare as well:
Headline of the Week
Woman, 28, allergic to nuts was left with a ‘burning’ vagina after having sex with partner
A woman suffered an allergic reaction to nuts — after having unprotected sex with her partner.
Experts say her partner’s love of the high-protein snack was to blame for the ‘burning’ sensation in her genitalia.
Tiny traces of nuts in his semen triggered the bizarre reaction, doctors believe.
The unidentified couple, from Delaware, were trying to have a baby.
But their efforts were thwarted by a suspected case of vaginitis — which can cause itching, discharge and pain during sex.
Usually, it is caused by infections or skin conditions.
Yet this case, detailed in a medical journal, was triggered by the 28-year-old’s existing food allergy.
The woman told doctors that she only suffered vaginitis when her partner ejaculated inside of her.
She did not experience any problems when the couple used a condom, or when the man did not ejaculate.
Tests found no sign of an infection, prompting medics to explore if she could have a rare allergic reaction to semen.
But quick-thinking doctors, who reported the case in the Annals of Allergy, Asthma & Immunology, also noted the woman was allergic to both peanuts and tree nuts — a group that includes almonds, Brazil nuts, cashews, hazelnuts, pecans, pistachios, walnuts and macadamias.
What part of “she’s allergic to nuts” don’t you understand, Sparky?
Good Golly, Bengali of the Week
Man chops off his own penis in West Bengal
Shyamal Munda, a resident of Bangaon in North 24 Paraganas district, went to the bathroom and chopped off his own penis with a vegetable knife without any specified reason. His family members immediately took him to Bangaon sub-divisional hospital from where he was referred to Kolkata.
Nirmal Munda, the brother of the injured said, ”I did not return home in the morning today. After returning home, I saw pool of blood in and around the bathroom of the house. I immediately went and asked my mother. But she could not give any answer. So I ran to my brother’s room and saw pool of blood there too.”
”My brother told me that he had cut his penis and threw it in the forest near the house. Then I saw blood on the vegetable cutting knife. I took him to Bangaon sub-divisional hospital. From there the doctors referred him to Kolkata,” he added.
The artist rendering of the event is the best thing ever!
Nutty Buddy of the Week
Serial Drive-Thru Flasher Gets 170-Degree Water Dumped On Genitals At Cody Coffee Hut
An alert coffee barista in Cody helped catch a serial drive-thru flasher by pouring a cup of hot water in his lap.
The man, 34-year-old Andrew C. Crawford of Cody, is a repeat registered sex offender who couldn’t keep his pants zipped as he flashed workers at a pair of Rocky Mountain Mudd Hut coffee kiosks in Cody at least five times between Sept. 14 and Nov. 2.
Crawford is accused of going through the drive-thru of the coffee huts and exposing his genitals to female workers multiple times.
It’s a disturbing pattern that owner Myles Haines said he takes “very personal.”
On the morning of Nov. 2, one of the baristas working the Rocky Mountain Mudd Hut location on Yellowstone Avenue recognized Crawford’s vehicle in the drive-thru line, Haines said.
“She recognized the vehicle ahead of time, took the customer’s drink order,” he said. “When she turned her back to make the drink – but she had already started (video) recording when she saw the vehicle.”
The man exposed himself again, but this time the barista was ready.
“In the time it took handing him the drink and getting change is when the cup of water happened,” Haines said.
The woman threw a cup of 170-degree water through Crawford’s window and into his lap, he said.
Prior to his recent arrest, the Wyoming Division of Criminal Investigation’s sex offender registry lists Crawford as having a 2012 conviction in Arizona for possession of child pornography.
He’s been arraigned and awaits a Feb. 15 status conference hearing on his case in Park County Circuit Court.
He said he wanted his nuts roasted, not boiled.
Gender Affirming Care of the Week
Man Shot in the Genitals By Cops After Trying To Commit Arson
In Polk County Florida, a 30-year-old man is facing multiple charges after his attempt to start a house fire.
The man was identified as Luke Neely from Lakeland, Florida.
It started Sunday morning when Polk County Deputies received a 911 call at 8:11 AM about a man in a Northlake Neighborhood throwing a “Molotov Cocktail” incendiary weapon at a residence.
When police arrived on the scene they witnessed Neely getting into a Chevrolet pickup truck and driving away.
The deputies followed him and tried to conduct a traffic stop, but Neely was not pulling over. He lead police on a wild chase driving south on U.S. Highway 98.
Sheriff Judd said that the deputy then attempted a precision immobilization technique – or PIT maneuver – on the truck, but was not successful and Neely proceeded to drive onto westbound Interstate 4.
Eventually, police were able to block and end the pursuit in the area of the westbound on-ramp to Interstate 4 from Branch Forbes Road in Hillsborough County after ramming the truck.
After the vehicle was stopped, Neely stepped out of the truck with an AR-15 that was fully loaded and also had a fully loaded handgun on his hip.
Deputies shot at Neely “incapacitating him.”
Sheriff Judd said that Neely was shot twice in the right leg, once in the left leg, and once in the groin.
“We’ve changed the looks of his groin forever if you know what I mean,” Judd later said at his press conference.
He went from an outtie to an innie.
Bum of the Week
Man, 79, arrives at hospital with beer bottle up bum and insists ‘robbers put it there’
A grandfather told doctors that three men broke into his house and shoved a bottle up his bum after they became angry they couldn’t steal anything.
The 79-year-old man presented himself to stunned doctors in Palo Negro, in central Venezuela, with the peculiar ailment, before the bottle was removed and police were informed.
After x-rays confirmed at least part of the man’s story, he was moved to a different hospital where emergency surgery was performed.
Reports suggested that the bottle couldn’t be removed by hand because the rectum walls had “sucked” it too deep.
Sometimes a doctor will pass a tube between the object and the wall of the rectum to try to equalise the pressure as the object is removed, a process which involves sedation.
However, in this man’s case, he was brought to an operating room and likely put under general anesthetic as the object was reportedly too far into the rectum.
Emergency surgery is usually needed when there are signs of infection in the abdomen, a hole in the bowel, or heavy bleeding from the anus, according to Web MD.
Robbers take things, not leave them.
Smother of the Week
California mom charged with homicide after allegedly smothering infant against her breast
A California mom has been charged with homicide for smothering her infant daughter with her breast — frustrated the twin wouldn’t latch on to feed, according to police and the woman’s friends.
Celina Juarez, 29, of San Jose allegedly snapped, pressing 8-month-old daughter Melani to her skin for 10 minutes as the baby kicked and gasped for air Nov. 4, police charged.
Juarez then picked up twin, Zari, and tried to smother her as well, the San Jose Police Department alleged in a press release.
When cops arrived, unconscious Melani was rushed to a hospital and pronounced dead. Juarez was charged nearly two weeks later with one count of homicide.
The mom’s husband, Artemio Juarez, said the incident came in a moment of weakness — and that his wife is a victim of tragic circumstances.
This is tragic and all, but if I could pick my own death, I’d go out like this. Maybe not with her, though.
Bomber of the Week
The transgender teacher who made international headlines earlier this year after she showed up to work at her Toronto-area high school with prosthetic size Z breasts is back in the news.
According to photos posted by male porn star Voodoo, whose real name is Alexandre Boisvert, he took Oakville Trafalgar High School shop teacher Kayla Lemieux skydiving back in October.
Voodoo says that he didn’t know who Lemieux was when she showed up for the dive and that he considered taking her on the jump a challenge due to her weight and breast six.
He wrote in the caption of the tweeted photos: ‘I took him skydiving and his hair came off. No problems with the huge fake breasts. Those stayed in place.’ Lemieux uses she/her pronouns. In his bio, Voodoo describes himself as ‘THE CONSERVATIVE PORNSTAR SKYDIVER.’
Speaking exclusively to DailyMail.com, Voodoo said: ‘I had no idea I was taking the controversial transgender school teacher until they showed up to the drop zone.’
‘I’m not a fan of trans activism or Kayla’s behavior at the school but I’m a professional and I don’t discriminate.’
He added: ‘I’ll throw anyone out of a plane. Plus, I regarded taking a a big 230 pound person with huge prosthetic beasts on a skydive as a challenge. Most instructors would not even take them strictly on their size alone.’
Yeah, I’d throw that freak out of a plane too.
Dindu Nuffin of the Week
Florida man drinks a cup of bleach after jury finds him guilty of armed robbery
A Florida man downed a cup of bleach in a courtroom moments after hearing the jury read his verdict in which he was found guilty of armed robbery.
Jermaine Bell, 38, has spent more than three years in custody for the December 2018 robbery for which he was convicted. He pulled a gun on employees at the Millennium Engine Plating while he was disguised as a courier.
Bell was seen drinking the bleach from a white disposable cup before an officer approached him with a trash can and attempted to have the inmate spit up the liquid. But Bell continued to drink from the cup until he eventually sat down.
He immediately became very sick after drinking the bleach and was transported out of the courtroom in Miami on a stretcher. He was then taken to the hospital for medical treatment.
Bell is in stable condition at the hospital after ingesting the bleach, but it remains unclear how he was able to obtain it in the courtroom. Questions are also being raised by his family about why nobody intervened as he was drinking the product.
“I see him drinking something that’s not right,” Reverend Jerome Starling, a distant relative of Bell, told Local 10. “His attorneys are letting him drink it. Corrections letting him drink it. All of a sudden I see him collapse. And I said how could this happen.”
Starling said there needs to be accountability for what happened in the courtroom.
Maybe the convicted felon who drank the bleach should be held accountable for this one.
Tall Tail of the Week
Baby girl shocks doctors after she’s born with one in a million fully-grown tail
Medical professionals have successfully removed a one in a million six-centimetre tail from a newborn baby girl in Mexico.
The baby was born via caesarean section at a rural hospital in the north-east of the country, and made headlines due to her furry tail.
“The child had no previous history of radiation exposure, or infections during pregnancy”, and she was born to “two healthy parents” in their late 20s, according to the Journal of Paediatric Surgery.
The appendage measured at 5.7cm in length, with a diameter between 3mm and 5mm in all its length, it was also cylindrical and pointed towards the end.
The doctors noted that the tail-like structure was covered with hair and skin and the infant cried when the appendage was pinched.
Isn’t that animal cruelty?
Eye Sore of the Week
Blonde stripper sharpened teeth into fangs and inked eyes after bad fella’s tattoo ban
Orylan, from Houston, Texas, admitted she looks like a “demon” or a “vampire” to most people because of her extensive tattoos covering her body, fangs and the inked eyes.
The young woman, who works full-time as a stripper and also an OnlyFans star, enjoys showing her body modifications to her fans.
In one video, she revealed that she had her teeth sharpened to fangs and had small gemstones placed on the front teeth.
She also got her tongue split and her eyes tattooed with blue ink.
“People think I have coloured contacts but they are not contacts,” she said.
“What made me to get into the tattoos and body mod…I got into a toxic relationship from 18 to 21 years old.
“He wanted me hair short, blonde, he didn’t want me to have any tattoos.”
She tattooed her eyes to get back at him, but somehow I think he had the last laugh.
Fire Fly of the Week
Texas woman FaceTimes beau she suspects is cheating as she sets home on fire
A Texas woman allegedly set her boyfriend’s family home on fire and FaceTimed him to show off the blaze after assuming he was cheating on her, police said.
Senaida Marie Soto, 23, is accused of breaking into the San Antonio house shortly before 2 a.m. Sunday to seek revenge on her boyfriend, the Bexar County Sheriff’s Office said.
“Soto had FaceTimed her boyfriend, when another woman answered his phone, who later turned out to be a relative of the boyfriend,” police said.
In a rage, Soto allegedly set fire to a couch in the living room which quickly engulfed the entire home.
The jealous woman then FaceTimed her boyfriend to show a chair up in flames, an affidavit obtained by KSAT states.
“I hope your stuff is going to be ok,” Soto reportedly said before ending the call.
The blaze caused over $50,000 in damage.
Soto was arrested Monday and charged with burglary habitation and arson, Bexar County Jail records show.
Sick burn, girl.
Upgrade of the Week
Woman ‘banned from boarding flight as she’s too fat and wouldn’t fit in seat’
A plus-size model has claimed she wasn’t allowed to board her Qatar Airways flight without paying £2,500 because she was “too fat.”
Influencer Juliana Nehme, 38, has accused the airline of discriminating against her due to her size after they allegedly refused to let her board her flight home to Brazil.
In a post for her 118,000 Instagram followers, Juliana explained how she had been on holiday in Lebanon with her family and had arrived in the country via Air France without any issues.
However, on the return journey with Qatar Airways, she claims she was not allowed to board her flight from Beirut to Doha on November 22.
The ordeal meant she would miss her onward connection to Sao Paulo, Brazil where she lives.
In a video, she posted on social media, she vented: “They are denying my right to travel. I’m desperate, help me, they don’t want me to board because I’m fat.
“What a shame for a company like Qatar to allow this type of discrimination against people! I’m fat, but I’m just like everyone else!”
The influencer ended up staying in Lebanon with her mother, while her sister and nephew returned home, where she remains at the time of reporting.
How’d you like to sit next to her in coach?
WTF? of the Week
Woman mashed by potato chipper in horror death after falling onto conveyor belt
A young woman died after she fell into an industrial potato chipper at work, before being crushed by the engine mount.
Rafaela Alves dos Santos, 24, was killed in the horrific accident at her workplace in Perdizes, south-eastern Brazil, in the early hours of November 17.
The young woman fell onto the conveyor belt that carried potatoes to be chopped into chips, but got crushed by the engine mount, suffering major head trauma in the incident.
Rafaela – who hailed from Santa Luzia do Itanhy in impoverished north-eastern Brazil – was whizzed at speed towards the engine mount after the machine, which had been off, switched on automatically.
Other workers responsible for operations at the factory are reportedly unable to explain why the machine automatically switched on when it did.
Her mother, Carla Cristina Dias Alves, told local media: “She was going after her future, she was going after her dreams, to work in her field and take care of me.”
Her mother added, “She was a chip off the old block.”
