Following hubby Paul’s “hide the hammer” adventure, Nancy Pelosi reportedly held an exorcism to rid her house of evil spirits. Granted, Paul Pelosi probably does need to be exorcised of his demons, but that apparently wasn’t the target of this particular ritual.
In late October of last year, Paul Pelosi was bludgeoned on the head with a hammer welded by a nudist activist named david DePape. The official story is that Depape broke into the Pelosi’s San Francisco house to find Nancy and make her tell the truth. 911 recordings and various reports however suggest that DePape was in the house at Paul’s request and that he was a “friend” of Nancy’s husband. Draw your own conclusions on that.
Nancy doesn’t want to see what is painfully obvious to the rest of the world about her husband, so as Fox News reports, she called in an exorcist:
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had priests come to her San Francisco home to perform an “exorcism” after her husband was severely attacked in November, according to her daughter.
Geez Fox, Paul got a hammerhead on October 28, 2022. Get your shit together.
Alexandra Pelosi, the daughter of Nancy Pelosi, told the New York Times that her mother called priests to perform an exorcism of the house over Thanksgiving, just weeks after David DePape allegedly attacked Paul Pelosi with a hammer.
Nancy Pelosi, her daughter said, felt “guilty” that her husband was injured by a man who was looking for her.
“I think that weighed really heavy on her soul. I think she felt really guilty. I think that really broke her. Over Thanksgiving, she had priests coming, trying to have an exorcism of the house and having prayer services,” Alexandra Pelosi said.
Well there’s the first problem: Nancy Pelosi doesn’t have a soul. The second issue is that the only evil spirit living in Nancy Pelosi’s home is Nancy Pelosi. Did the priests come over just to throw Nancy out of her own house?
Also, where did Nancy find the priests to carry out this exorcism? She was banned from receiving Holy Communion by the San Francisco Archbishop over her rapid support for killing unborn babies. If they won’t shove a cracker in her mouth, it’s unlikely they’d come over and try to drive Beelzebub from her house.
Alexandria Pelosi didn’t say they were specifically Catholic priests, so it could have been some New Age shamen. Maybe they sprinkled some granola around and then gave Nancy a crystal rubdown.
The most important detail here is that Alexandra didn’t report that the exorcism was a success. With a malevolent force as powerful as Nancy, even Father Damien couldn’t extract the evil spirits. And that’s actually the problem as Nancy isn’t possessed by a demon, she is the demon. The only way to rid her house of evil is to cast her back to the fiery pits of Hell.
