To celebrate Black History Month, Joe Biden made up some of his own black history. The senile illegitimate president, doubled-down on the lie that he grew up in the black community and raised the stakes by lying that he worked tirelessly to end segregation. Also, he pandered the crowd by suggesting that white people are stupid.
Biden held an event to celebrate the end of Black History Month at the White House on Monday, but it was lame even by Joe’s standards. First, they brought out a black teenager for some reason, and then Kamala Harris got up cackled like she was doing bong hits and whip-its back stage. Seriously, that was the extent of the celebration and then Joe got up made it weird.
Joe opened with this “joke” to set the tone:
“You know uh, Jill, my wife uh uh I’m her husband. Y’all thinking I’m kidding,” said Biden.
Hilarious.
“And by the way, I may be a white boy but I’m not stupid,” Biden said, adding, “You think I’m joking.”
I can’t actually put that into any kind of context, because it was random. It does however indicate that Biden thinks white boys are generally stupid, but that he somehow has overcome his white ignorance.
“Look, I can’t just chose ta learn what we wanna know,” said Biden.
With his senility, he can’t choose to learn anything, including how to make a coherent sentence.
From that point, Biden celebrated Black History Month by lying about what a great job he’s been doing since stealing the White House. Just in case nobody could figure out what “White Boy” Joe has to do with black history, Biden made up some of his own:
“As my buddy from Delaware can tell you, when you’re involved in the civil rights movement as a kid in high school, I used to go down to the black church. I used to go to 7:30 mass, I’m a practicing Catholic, the I go ta ten o’clock and we sit and we plan what we’re going to do in terms of desegra, you think I’m joking, I’m not,” said Biden.
No, we don’t think he’s joking, we know he’s lying. Biden was never involved in the civil rights movement, by his own admission, and he sure as shit didn’t do anything to end segregation. Also, there’s zero chance that he used to attend services at a black church after Catholic mass. Everything he said was bullshit.
Joe ended with an actual joke, which was a refreshing change:
“I look back on my career of 280 years, but all kidding aside,” Biden said.
For anyone else, that would be a piece of self-deprecating humor, but with Joe’s lack of cognitive function, it’s kind of sad. He probably believes he’s been in politics for 280 years, because he doesn’t have any concept of time. For there rest of us, it also seems like he’s been around that long because he’s like a persistent rash that just won’t go away.
To celebrate Black History Month, Joe has inserted himself as the greatest black figure in history. No one in the room or the liberal media will question why a guy who loves him some segregationists would try to get away with lying that he worked to end segregation, because they’re all as full of shit as Biden is.
