TMI? Maybe more like WTF? In another rambling incoherent story, Joe Biden has said that his wife, Jill, wants him to stop trying to make her love him. What is the point of this? Nobody knows because it comes from the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is Joe Biden’s brain.
Joe was doing some who-gives-a-shit thing at the White House to honor women yesterday. It’s unclear if they were actually women or if the reason they were being honored was because Joe likes the way their hair smells. As he always does, Joe made up some weird shit to seem relatable:
Biden: “Jill puts messages on my mirror while I’m shaving. One that was put in about a year ago was ‘stop trying to make me love you.'” pic.twitter.com/DMWJqoNYy6
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 22, 2023
“Jill has puts messages on my mirror while I’m shaving. One that was put in about a year ago was ‘stop trying to make me love you,'” Biden claimed.
First of all, this is a lie because there’s no way Joe shaves himself or that the Secret Service would let him anywhere near a razor. Secondly, what!?! Is Biden saying that Jill doesn’t want to love him or that she no longer has feelings for him? This is one of the least comprehensible things he’s ever said.
As it turns out, the problem isn’t with Jill’s lack of love for Joe, but rather Joe’s confusion over who the hell Jill is:
Biden: “Jill, the First Lady, the first full time lady, the First Lady who works full time in addition to being the First Lady.” pic.twitter.com/bxHnZGdL7t
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 22, 2023
Is it normal for someone to struggle that hard to describe his wife? No, it most certainly is not. Clearly there is something wrong with Joe and all of the liberal suck-ups in attendance simply laughed at Joe’s dementia.
In another White House event, Biden was trying to honor liberal dickhead, Bruce Springsteen, and told this weird-ass story:
Biden to Bruce Springsteen: “There’s a lawsuit was between the governor of Delaware and the governor of New Jersey. And is now matter of law. We, owe — we own, Delaware owns up to the high water mark of New Jersey. For all I know I could claim you as part of Delaware” pic.twitter.com/BgAiljaAxf
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 21, 2023
Not only is that stupid, it’s wrong. The lawsuit, which was settled by the Supreme Court gives Delaware possession of a part of the Delaware river, not part of New Jersey. And it’s the low-water mark, not the high-water mark. But hey, if Joe wants to claim possession of Bruce Springsteen, he can have him.
Right after that, Biden made another claim that calls into doubt that he knows who Jill is.
“I married a Jersey girl,” said Biden, pronouncing it “Joisey.”
I thought he married a Philly girl. That’s how he usually refers to Jill, so this Jersey girl must be some side action. And maybe that’s why Jill has had enough of Joe’s love.
Then again, all of this can be explained quite simply as Joe Biden’s brain dying in real time. The fact of the matter is, that before Joe lost his mind, everything out of his mouth was bullshit. Now that he’s an empty can, it’s just really confusing bullshit.
