Joe Biden may have gotten his top political rival charged with a BS crime and managed to stymie the investigation into his and his crackhead son’s illegal activities, but things are still looking bad. He is, after all, still completely insane. The legitimately senile illegitimate president claims the he is building a train across the Indian Ocean, which is weird even for him.
Here’s the guy who says “watch me” if you don’t think he’s capable of doing the job:
BIDEN: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean” pic.twitter.com/p3yvuaupsF
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“We’re gonna wi, we go to hell. We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build in Angola, one of the largest solar plants in the world. I could go on, but I’m not. I’m going off script. I’m going to get in trouble,” said Biden.
That was Joe speaking to the League of Conservation Voters at their annual dinner in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday night and quite frankly, this massive railroad project doesn’t sound all that environmentally friendly.
Joe says “we” have plans to build this impossible project and that it will cross both the Pacific and Indian Oceans, so presumably it will originate on the U.S. West Coast, possibly Los Angeles. The most logical point of termination, on the other side of the Indian Ocean, would be Somalia. It’s actually quicker to get to Somalia traveling East from LA, but Biden seems insistent on going West over the Pacific and Indian Oceans. It would also be quicker to fly, but whatever.
Joe’s magical ocean train route would have to be about 12,500 miles long to get from LA to Somalia. The current longest train route is the Trans-Siberian at 6,346 miles, but that’s entirely build on land. Almost every mile of Joe’s train route would be over the ocean, which is exactly as impossible as it sounds.
This of course isn’t the first time Biden has made some outrageous claims involving trains. Upon passing the gazillion dollar Infrastructure Bill, that doesn’t really pay for infrastructure, Biden had this to say:
“Imagine a world where you and your family can travel coast to coast without a single tank of gas on a high-speed train close to as fast as you can go across the country in a plane,” said Biden.
After announcing a nearly 600 mph train, Biden also claimed that a 24,901 mph plane was in the works that can fly around the world in one hour. If that was a possibility, and it’s not, it kind of makes his LA to Somalia train route seem obsolete. Even with a 600 mph train, it would still take 21 hours versus a half hour on Joe’s imaginary hypersonic jet.
But wait, Biden has even more crazy train claims. Again, while selling the Infrastructure Bill that had already passed, Biden said something that the liberal fact-checkers chose to ignore:
“If you think about it, when we were, when I was vice president with Barack, he allowed me to put together a budget for Amtrak and it had money for high-speed rail at 200 mph from, uh uh, from Char, ‘scuse me, Charlotte, one and another line from in Florida down to Tampa, another line if we had moved we’d have that tunnel fixed in New York now,” Biden said.
Forget that it’s a complete lie that Biden built any kind of high-speed rail, he’s claiming that he and Obama completed a train route from Florida to Florida. That’s a special kind of delusion.
What’s going on here is that Biden’s decaying brian gets stuck in loops. He vaguely remembers riding the Amtrak train as a Senator and through the filter of dementia, it comes out as crazy train-related nonsense. If anyone in his life actually cared about his wellbeing, they would be building a train route from the White House to an elder care facility where he could get the help he so desperately needs.
