The big news, everywhere except the lame stream media, is that a bag of cocaine was found inside the White House. Those liberal media outlets that are reporting on it are treating as a mystery, like: who could have left a bag of coke at the White House? Joe Biden’s crackhead son, Hunter, who apparently lives at the White House now, seems like an obvious suspect.
Here’s some rather interesting news from The NY Post:
The “unknown item” that forced a brief evacuation of the White House Sunday night and drew a Hazmat team from Washington, DC, Fire and EMS to the executive mansion initially tested positive for cocaine, according to a dispatch call made that evening.
“We have a yellow bar stating cocaine hydrochloride,” a DC firefighter stated in a radio communication at 8:49 p.m. on Sunday.
Bag it up and take it out,” the firefighter told the Hazmat team.
The white powdery substance was found in the residence’s library, according to the dispatch call.
Authorities are now trying to determine how the substance got into the White House after a Secret Service agent found the powder during a routine sweep of the premises.
That should be the easiest Secret Service investigation of all time. It’s like trying to determine which Seasame Street character ate all the cookies.
While The NY Post didn’t come out and name the obvious suspect, they noted this detail:
First son Hunter Biden, 53, who has acknowledged a prior addiction to crack cocaine, was on the White House grounds Friday before heading off to Camp David with his father for the holiday weekend.
Hmm, so Joe’s crack-addicted son was in the White House Friday, and then a bag of coke was found in the White House library on Sunday? If the White House library has Internet porn like public libraries, there’s no way it was anyone other than Hunter.
In fact, Hunter was in the library. Check this out:
SOURCE: The small bag of cocaine found in the White House Library just happened to be in the same room where Hunter Biden used his laptop. Immediately following the evacuation the Secret Service assumed it belonged to Hunter. The White House attempted to discredit reports from… pic.twitter.com/GxJPiUFO1f
— @amuse (@amuse) July 4, 2023
Again, this is a layup. There are multiple cameras in every single room of the White House, so simply checking the surveillance footage would reveal the culprit.
Another easy way is to confiscate Hunter’s mobile devices because it’s a guarantee there are photos and videos of him doing fat lines off a Russian prostitute’s ass in the Oval Office. For some reason, the smartest man Joe Biden knows likes to stupidly record his crimes for posterity.
For example, Hunter’s infamous laptop continues to produce gems like these:
Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172 mph on way to Vegas
Hunter Biden apparently filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel of a car in 2018 — the same year he took a picture of himself driving 172 mph in a Porsche, according to thousands of newly uploaded photos from the first son’s abandoned laptop.
Biden, 53, is seen flashing what looks like a crack pipe and smoking it while driving through a residential neighborhood in Arlington, Virginia, on June 12, 2018, according to the photos uploaded by Marco Polo, a nonprofit firm headed by former Donald Trump aide Garrett Ziegler.
Less than two months later, he was seen racing to Las Vegas on August 1, when he took a snap of the car’s dashboard, revealing that he was going at least 172 mph.
In reality, it doesn’t matter if Hunter was doing coke in the White House because as long as papa Joe occupies it, his scumbag son literally cannot get in trouble. Plus the liberal media is on hand to shield this piece of shit from any kind of normal scrutiny.
