White House Offers BS Explanation For Strap Marks On Biden’s Face

Yesterday, Joe Biden had noticeable strap marks on his face, like he spent all night with a ball gag on, getting whipped by naked midgets. The White House however insists it’s a simple case of Joe using a CPAP machine for sleep apnea. Like everything that comes out of this illegitimate administration, the explanation is pure bullshit.

A recent NBC poll found that a vast majority of Americans are concerned that Joe Biden isn’t physically or mentally capable of being president. On Wednesday, Biden confirmed those concerns by being crazy and looking enfeebled. First, he had some mental lapses while giving a speech in Chicago:

68 times or 68 hours, either way it’s a lie. Biden has been to China twice since Xi Jinping has been in power and only met him once. The second trip to China was with his crackhead son Hunter to secure CCP bribe revenues.

Biden kept the crazy going with this bit that makes John Fetterman look articulate:

Well said, Joe.

Then, Biden combined the crazy with the enfeebled when he went off on a reporter asking a legitimate question:

Did you notice the strap mark on his face? If not, here’s a better view:

Right on cue, the White House had this BS to say on the subject:

The press gaggle in which the strap marks can be seen occurred after 10am, so either Biden sleeps until 10:55am or he is so out of it that he forgot to take off the CPAP mask until right before he headed out. I guess he could also be in need of some gatorade, because skin doesn’t snap back when someone is severely dehydrated.

The main reason we know this is bullshit is because if Biden had “longstanding sleep apnea” he wouldn’t have just started using a CPAP. This guy has been under medical scrutiny for decades and there’s no way he wouldn’t have been told to start using a CPAP if he’s had sleep apnea for a long time.

As it turns out, CPAPs aren’t just for sleep apnea and there is a more likely explanation for Biden suddenly using one:

Hey, would you look at that. CPAPs are also for people with Alzheimer’s. This would explain why Biden recently started wearing one at night. He was likely diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and this is part of the treatment to stave off the inevitable.

Joe Biden is hiding a lot of shit from the public, but if he has been diagnosed with dementia, Americans have a right to know. Given his rapid cognitive decline, it wouldn’t be a shock but this is something that people should know about.