The Joe Biden reboot of National Lampoon’s European Vacation is every bit as hilarious as the original. On his NATO Summit trip, the illegitimate president has gotten lost, tripped up the stairs to Air Force One, and invented an new form of incomprehensible gibberish. Oh, and then he tried to eat a terrified little girl for a grand finale.
The liberal media has been ignoring and covering up Biden’s shocking cognitive decline for years, but now it appears that a memo has gone out instructing them to pretend like Dementia Joe is sharp as a tack. Take for instance, this tweet from MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell:
If you’re arguing that Biden is too old for the job, you must ignore his strong, sharp delivery of clear carefully worded, fully informed & authoritative answers in today’s press conference in Finland 7 time zones from DC without a hint of jet lag.
— Lawrence O’Donnell (@Lawrence) July 13, 2023
Nobody is saying Biden is too old for the job, they’re saying he’s too senile. But hey, if Lawrence O’Donnell says Joe’s sharp and his Finland press conference is the proof, maybe we should take a look:
What the ????
“The minishing of minishers… The miniseries of cola’s daughter of Ireland… You can tell I’m thinking of home. Of the daughter of Iceland…” pic.twitter.com/puzkXWul5n
— The First (@TheFirstonTV) July 13, 2023
This is what MSNBC claims is  “sharp delivery of clear carefully worded, fully informed & authoritative answers” which tells you everything you need to know about their fake news cred.
This is actually much worse than it seems. Yes, Biden is speaking gibberish, but he mistook Finland for Ireland and then said it was because he was thinking of home. He literally has no idea that he lives in the United States, which is scary as hell for someone who is allegedly the President of the United States.
Joe also calls this mental lapse  a “Freudian slip” which it is not. A Freudian slip is when you accidentally reveal your true intentions, like for instance if Biden meant to say he wanted to meet your child but inadvertently said, “I want to eat your child.”
Hang on a second, because Joe actually did that. Not the the Freudian slip thing, he ate someone’s child:
WATCH: President Biden playfully bites a young child in Finland. pic.twitter.com/vDpKkOJfs7
— News Bro (@Newzbro) July 14, 2023
It would seem the Joe no longer gets off on sniffing little girls, so now he has to taste them. The White House is already working on spinning this and my bet is they’ll say he wasn’t trying to eat the young girl, but instead was motorboating her. That’s probably something Joe picked up from Hunter’s exploits with strippers and Russian prostitutes.
That poor little girls was positively terrified and it’s a certainty that she will be mentally scarred for life because of it. Congrats to Joe for finding a new way to ruin people’s lives.
Also, this isn’t going to help liberals who deny everything as a QAnon conspiracy, because here is Joe Biden literally feasting on virgin flesh.
Joe Biden is so obviously suffering from Alzheimer’s and he’s a creepy pedophile, but the liberal media is telling us that he’s sharp and in command. The fake news industry was already built on a business model of appealing to people who can’t think for themselves, but now it looks like they are trying to expand their demographic to include people without eyes.
