Joe Biden Announces He’s Running For Reelection To ‘Finish The Job’

In the three years of Joe Biden’s illegitimate presidency, he’s destroyed the economy, brought war to the world, and killed America’s energy independence and sovereignty. Today he announced that he will seek reelection to, in his words, “finish the job.” Apparently the amount of misery he has a wrought isn’t enough for him and he intends to bring about the apocalypse.

Joe Biden is the worst occupant of the White House in American history. His policies have brought record inflation and made everything from food to housing unaffordable. Banks are collapsing and war breaks out where ever he goes. Seriously, how many U.S. Embassies have been evacuated since he stole the presidency?

Illegal aliens are pouring over our unprotected borders. The world is turning their backs on us to align economically with Russia and China. Joe even managed to alienate our oldest ally in France. Violent crime is rising almost as fast as homelessness and there is a full-blow epidemic of Fentanyl overdoses. Biden inherited a prosperous, independent America and a world at peace, turning it all into shit.

Despite that, Joe wants 4 more years so he can reduce the planet to rubble:

If you can get through that video, you will notice the Biden claims he’s running a on a “freedom” platform, which is the biggest joke of all. Under his watch, he has used the Justice Department to intimidate, arrest, and silence his political opponents. He has worked with social media and legacy media to censor ideas and opinions he doesn’t like. There hasn’t been an administration like this since the Nazis, in terms of suppressing freedom.

Biden goes from claiming to be the great unifier, saying “there should be no red or blue states” to accusing half the country of being domestic terrorists, which he refers to as “MAGAr extremists.” Imagine how many takes Joe flubbed before they said “f*ck it, MAGAr is the best he’s going to get.”

There are some images of Kamala Harris in the video, but he never uses her name or mentions that she’s still on the ticket. It was left to Kamaltoe to break the bad news that she will once again be Pedo Pete’s running mate:

Harris’ video has Spanish subtitles. Muy caliente!

The latest polls show that nearly 80% of all Americans, and well over half of democrats do not want Joe Biden to run for reelection. Expect Joe’s support to drop even further as the House investigation into his family’s corruption proceeds. Financial ties to our enemies and running a human trafficking ring are kind of deal-breakers with most voters.

I was going to say I welcome Biden’s reelection bid, because he’s done such a shitty job that he’ll lose. Unfortunately, Republicans haven’t fixed the system that allowed democrats to steal the presidency in 2020, so there’s a very distinct chance they could put an actual bucket of cow shit in the White House.