Thanks to an impromptu day at the beach with my dog, I was unable to get a The Week in WTF? article done yesterday, and I won’t be doing a Sunday Crossword because after 100+, I don’t have any good ideas for themes. I will however make it up to you with Joe Biden’s WTF? week that is very puzzling, including when he called rapper LL Cool J a “boy.”
Joe kicked off his whirlwind 7-day WTF-fest with another bit of cultural appropriation, as reported by Fox News:
President Biden’s latest claim about being “raised in the synagogues” of Delaware follows a long history of the octogenarian president exaggerating his cultural background in an attempt to connect with people he’s speaking to.
“I, you might say, was raised in the synagogues of my state. You think I’m kidding, I’m not,” Biden told a group of rabbis during a call Thursday ahead of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year holiday that began Friday.
If you are keeping track of Joe’s unique heritage, he is black, Puerto Rican, Polish, Italian, Jewish, which is amazing for a white Irish Catholic guy such as himself.
At the U.N., Joe picked a fight with a Brazilian flag and then ran away when he realized he was outmatched:
Biden walks on stage without the Brazilian president, almost knocks down a flag, then does a little jog pic.twitter.com/JbrV7LBMpc
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 20, 2023
Biden must have blamed Brazilian president, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, for the flag tussle because he snubbed him on the handshake:
Biden salutes the audience and shuffles off stage, leaving Brazil’s president behind pic.twitter.com/JtkV0rmYqO
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 20, 2023
Joe’s broken brain broke a little more when he tried reading remarks written by his handlers:
BIDEN: “Together with 29 other partners. Partners. Partners, partners, and their partners…” pic.twitter.com/sQ5k14UeKX
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 21, 2023
Earlier, Def-Con News told you how Joe Biden was starting a federal anti-gun office, but then he hilariously put Kamala Harris in charge of stopping “gun violence.” Considering that she was put in charge of stopping illegal immigration, we can all assume it will soon be raining lead everywhere in this country.
During the announcement of Kamaltoe Gun Czar, Biden couldn’t remember Dianne Feinstein’s name, but in all fairness, she doesn’t remember it either:
BIDEN: “I was the guy, along with a woman in California, who also, we once banned assault weapons and multiple magazines” pic.twitter.com/Fua9g652cs
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 22, 2023
And then Joe decided he was the arbiter of our 2nd Amendment rights:
BIDEN: “If you need 80 shots in a magazine, you shouldn’t own a gun” pic.twitter.com/A4fAz8QhjX
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 22, 2023
If you are addicted to crack, you shouldn’t own a gun. Just ask Hunter.
After claiming to be black, Puerto Rican, and Jewish, somehow Biden got all the ethnicities screwed up:
“The Congressional Black Caucus embodies all those values,” Biden says as he addresses the Congressional Hispanic Caucus pic.twitter.com/CHszryHtsK
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 22, 2023
Dr. Jill thinks all Hispanics are breakfast tacos and Joe thinks they are black. When Joe did eventually address the Black Caucus, things didn’t go much better:
BIDEN: “I started off as a kid in the civil rights movement in Wilmington, Delaware, when I was in high school. And the community, we won the c— we won by a staggering 3,100 or 3,200 votes when I ran the first time for the Senate!” pic.twitter.com/gXCxD79IYl
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 24, 2023
Once again, Biden basically claims he was raised black, which if were true, he’d defiantly know you don’t call black men “boys.” And yet:
BIDEN: “LL J Cool J, uhh, by the way, that boy’s got— that man’s got biceps bigger than my thighs” pic.twitter.com/ulCQRkEp0l
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 24, 2023
LL J Cool J Uh, unfortunately didn’t knock Joe Biden out at the request of his mama.
Joe Biden’s dementia has it so he doesn’t know where he is, who he’s married to, or what office he holds, but he still never forgets to be a pathological liar and unrepentant racist.