Joe Biden lying about his history to pander special interest groups doesn’t even qualify as WTF? anymore, but the media giving him a free pass on his bullshit still does. Here’s some other WTF? personas Biden could assume that that the liberal media would never fact-check:
Headline of the Week
‘A cavity is not a vagina’: Trans woman refused healthcare in France
“I only treat real women” – that’s what French gynaecologist Victor Acharian told a 26-year-old transgender woman he refused to treat in his clinic in the south-west of the country recently.
The transgender woman, accompanied by her boyfriend, went to a gynaecological appointment when, after minutes of waiting, the secretary told her that the doctor had refused to see her.
“I told her that I’m not competent, but I can guide you. I can refer you to services that can take better care of you. But after I said that, things went south,” gynaecologist Victor Acharian told Euronews.
“You’re transphobic!” the young woman reportedly shouted as she left the consulting room. According to the gynaecologist, the patient began to insult his secretary, reacting violently to the refusal.
The woman’s partner, still in shock, left a comment on the clinic’s Google reviews complaining about what had happened.
After the incident, the patient was reported to be in a ‘black hole’ and still in ‘shock’, according to the French press.
But the controversy is raging in France, and transgender rights organisations from across Europe have come to the patient’s defence.
“It is brutal to deny the right to health, it is a universal right that all citizens have,” Mar Cambrollé, president of the Trans Platform Federation in Spain, told Euronews.
“Just because it’s a cavity doesn’t mean it’s a classic vagina,” Acharian explains, admitting his lack of knowledge about transgender patients. The doctor claims that this person was the first transgender woman he had seen in his thirty years of practice.
What a pussy.
Dick of the Week
Wyoming Ranchers Accused Of Bleaching Penis Shapes Onto Neighbor’s Cows
Accused of bleaching images of male genitalia and other markings onto their neighbor’s cows, a Crook County father and son are now facing felony-level property destruction charges.
Two criminal complaints filed last month in the Sundance Circuit Court allege that Patrick Sean Carroll, who is 66 this year, and his son Tucker Kye Carroll, who is 34 this year, funneled 189 heifers and six bulls into a chute and bleach-dyed them to get a neighbor’s attention after three years of having the cattle cross onto their land.
Some of the heifers had penis shapes bleached onto their bodies, according to an evidentiary affidavit written by Crook County Sheriff’s Deputy Alex Jessen.
The Crook County Sheriff’s Office received a complaint June 21 from the cattle’s owner, Philip Habeck, saying his neighbor had “bleached” some of his yearling heifers.
…the man told his daughter to get in the pickup and they soon left. But first, she snapped some photographs of the bleached cows.
The photographs show heifers that had been bleached all along their backs. Some had bleach marks around their faces. One photo displayed “an attempt at drawing a penis” on a cow’s ribs, says the affidavit.
Baby dick ribs.
Stretch of the Week
A PT was left with a weight plate stuck on his penis and in excruitiating pain after a bizarre attempt to make his member bigger went horribly wrong.
The 24-year-old, from India, assumed he could ‘transform’ his manhood in the same way as his biceps and quads.
As part of his DIY method, he inserted his flaccid penis through the hole of the metal plate weighing roughly 3kg (6.6lbs).
The man, who wasn’t identified by doctors who shared his unusual case, proceeded to stimulate himself to try to lift it with his erect penis.
He ‘ignored’ the ‘mild’ pain and swelling he felt soon after his attempt began.
Instead of quitting, he continued in ‘excitement’, according to an account published by medics in the journal Urology Case Reports.
They wrote: ‘After sometime, when intensity of pain and swelling increased in penis, he tried to remove the weight plate but couldn’t do so.
‘He panicked and decided to visit the doctor.’
They wrote: ‘After sometime, when intensity of pain and swelling increased in penis, he tried to remove the weight plate but couldn’t do so.
‘He panicked and decided to visit the doctor.’
The man, who went to hospital two hours after placing the weight on his penis, was accompanied by unnamed relatives.
Urologists described his penis as being ‘incarcerated’ and shared gruesome pictures of it swollen.
Attempts to slide the plate off with a painkilling gel were unsuccessful, as were drug and initial surgical efforts to reduce the swelling.
Surgeons were eventually able to slide the plate off by trying another method to relieve his swelling.
No pain, no gain.
Ass Crack of the Week
Aunt caught on video exposing buttocks to children in ongoing family dispute
Dominique Laronda Douglas, 35, was on the sidewalk in the 700 block of Kilgore Street at about 4 p.m. Wednesday when she bent over and pulled “her sun dress up and her white underwear down, exposing her bare buttocks,” to two children, according to an arrest report from the Wildwood Police Department.
A woman, who said Douglas is her aunt, told police the disturbing incident had been captured on video. She shared the video with police The woman said Douglas has been banned from her property and they have had “an ongoing issue.”
Douglas, who had been arrested in 2021 with a box cutter at the gazebo near Wildwood City Hall, was arrested on a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior. She was booked at the Sumter County Detention Center on $5,000 bond.
This seems more like a hate crime.
Pit of the Week
Man on LSD, other drugs and covered in feces jumps into pit at Bills’ new stadium site
A construction site at the home of the new Buffalo Bills stadium received an unexpected visitor on Sunday as the team took on the Las Vegas Raiders, authorities said.
Police were called to the area via Eric County Community College security as they handle the area outside the fencing. As authorities approached, the Eric County Sheriff’s Office said a 29-year-old naked man who was covered in feces jumped into a pit at the construction site in Buffalo, New York.
Officials said the man was under the influence of a mixture of drugs including alcohol, LSU, cocaine and marijuana and needed to scale a 10-foot fence to get into the site.
Erie County Sheriff John Garcia explained the situation in a press conference Monday.
“When you’re taking LSD, cocaine and marijuana, you’re going to not read the signs. You’re not going to read anything,” Garcia said, via WIVB-TV. “You wouldn’t be in a porta potty jumping inside it, covered yourself with human excrement, you wouldn’t be doing that. This is a very isolated issue.”
Authorities said the man was taken to the hospital for minor injuries. No one else was injured.
“We always try to stay four, five plays ahead because our job is to try to prevent incidents like that to occur but when someone takes LSD, cocaine and marijuana and they’re drinking, from running into traffic to scaling a 10-foot fence, we can’t prevent everything,” Garcia added.
The sheriff said the people the man was with left him and entered Highmark Stadium for the game, according to the Buffalo News.
The new construction site is located across from Highmark Stadium.
The Bills have the shittiest fans.
Guardian of the Week
Terry Francona Says Scooter Was Stolen, Defecated on Ahead of Final Guardians Home Game
Despite a down 2023, the Guardians are preparing to send Terry Francona—the winningest manager in the 122-year-old franchise’s history—off in style.
However, Francona revealed to reporters Wednesday afternoon that the day of his final home game was marred by the theft and subsequent mangling of his scooter.
“The worst part was they defecated on it,” Francona said of the incident, according to The Athletic’s Zack Meisel.
The 64-year-old manager’s scooter was previously stolen in January. It was eventually recovered by Cleveland police and returned.
I bet an Indian did it.
Pisser of the Week
New Mexico State QB Diego Pavia accused of urinating on rival New Mexico’s logo
New Mexico State starting quarterback Diego Pavia was caught by a local news outlet with his willie in his hand.
Pavia allegedly urinated on the logo of in-state rival University of New Mexico and flipped the bird toward another Lobos logo at New Mexico’s indoor practice facility, according to video provided to Albuquerque news outlet KOB4.
Pavia appeared to grin as the logo was being micturated upon.
The gesture was particularly savage as Pavia grew up in Albuquerque, before going on to play at New Mexico State in Las Cruces.
“We are aware of the video and notified NMSU Athletic Administration of its existence on Monday morning,” a University of New Mexico spokesperson told the outlet.
A New Mexico State spokesperson did not have much to add, saying, “Any information regarding the potential discipline of a student would be protected under federal privacy laws.”
Once your wang is out, you waive all privacy rights.
Law of the Week
Necrophilia Not Against The Law In Wyoming But That’s Probably OK
Wyoming doesn’t have a law against necrophilia.
But in the typical case in which a prosecutor would be poised to charge someone with necrophilia — which means having sexual intercourse with a corpse — there are already other, more serious charges involved, according to two prosecutors.
“It’s hard to hypothesize because human beings can commit offenses in so many unimaginable ways, but I’m having a hard time imagining an offense of necrophilia that doesn’t accompany a corresponding offense of some level of homicide,” Sylvia Hackl, Laramie County District Attorney, told Cowboy State Daily.
Sweetwater County Attorney Danny Erramouspe agreed with Hackl. Typically, he said, that behavior is at issue where there are already weightier penalties in play than the necrophilia charge would hypothetically carry.
First- and second-degree homicide charges in Wyoming are punishable by a prison term of up to life in prison, while the first-degree variation can bring the death penalty in some cases.
Is it hard to imagine a funeral director banging a corpse?
Winner of the Week
World Gurning Championship sees winner claim the top title for a record-breaking 18th time
A face-pulling champion has said he is ‘chuffed to bits’ after winning the World Gurning Championship for a record-breaking 18th time.
Tommy Mattinson stormed to victory in the men’s category, as he broke the world record for winning the centuries-old contest the most times.
The event which sees contestants pull grotesque faces while wearing horse collars is held in the town’s market hall and is believed to have first been established in 1267.
A typical gurn involves pushing the lower jaw as far forward and up as possible, and covering the upper lip with the lower lip.
Competitors must wear a large horse collar at the same time as gurning – but the rules are generally accepted to stop there.
Mr Mattison said: ‘I’m absolutely chuffed to bits. It doesn’t matter how many times I win it, I want to win it on the night.
‘I put a lot of effort into that. I’m aching, I’m tired – but it was well worth it.’
That’s certainly more than Joe Biden has ever achieved.
WTF? of the Week
A renowned zoologist has pleaded guilty to dozens of sickening charges including animal cruelty, bestiality and possession of child exploitation material.
Darwin crocodile expert Adam Robert Corden Britton, 52, was unmasked as the serial animal abuser in the Northern Territory Supreme Court on Monday.
His name had previously been suppressed from the public due to the depravity of his crimes, which threatened his right to a fair trial, the NT News reported.
Britton pleaded guilty to 60 charges, including the torture, rape, and killing of at least 39 dogs.
The court heard he referred to the animals as “f–k toys”, raped puppies and operated a nightmarish “torture room” on his property in McMinns Lagoon, half an hour outside Darwin.
Britton held a Ph.D. in zoology and held the position of Senior Research Associate at Charles Darwin University.
He was also co-chief of a successful crocodilian research and consulting business, Big Gecko, where he kept saltwater crocodiles as pets on his property.
The NT News reported Crown prosecutor Marty Aust revealed in court that Britton had a sadistic sexual interest in animals, particularly dogs, dating back to at least 2014 when he began engaging in sexual activities with his Swiss-Sheppard dogs, Ursa and Bolt.
Between Nov. 17, 2020, and April 22, 2022, Britton obtained 42 dogs of various breeds and ages, most of which he tortured and sexually exploited for his sadistic pleasure, ultimately killing them.
Additionally, the court heard that Britton used Telegram’s encrypted messaging service to share videos of his despicable acts through accounts named “Monster” and “Cerberus.”
He engaged in discussions with other users about bestiality, animal abuse, the acquisition of dogs, and methods for disposing of their bodies.
A search of Britton’s laptop uncovered 15 files of child abuse material he had sourced online, including content involving toddlers being subjected to horrifying acts.
Britton pleaded guilty to 37 counts of animal cruelty causing serious harm or death, 10 counts of raping or attempting to rape dogs, four counts of possessing or transmitting child abuse material, animal cruelty, breaching duty of care to his own dogs Bolt and Ursa, and using a carriage service in an offensive manner, the NT News reports.
His punishment should be a crocodile orgy.
