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Joe Biden Claims To Be Gay And Wonders ‘Who In God’s Name Needs 100 Rounds In The Chamber’

Joe Biden Claims To Be Gay And Wonders ‘Who In God’s Name Needs 100 Rounds In The Chamber’

Since Joe Biden has discovered that he’s not very good at running this country, his two favorite activities are pretending to be someone he is not and saying stupid shit. While speaking before an LGBT group, the illegitimate president combined his co-hobbies by claiming he is gay and then wondering why anyone would need 100 rounds in a chamber.

The Human Rights Campaign (HRC) is an LGBT lobbying group, masquerading as advocates. Joe Biden took some time off from ruining the world to give a speech on Friday to his second favorite pandering target. He kicked things off with his oft-told bullshit story about seeing a couple of gays guys making out on the street in the early 1960s:

You know something is super-untrue when even the Washington Post fact-checks it. Well, from a democrat, anyway. If the Wapo “fact-checks” a Republican, it’s true but they still rate it false.

From there, Biden said another thing that is certainly deserving of a fact-check:

Where exactly is this happening? Maybe a better question is, what the f*ck is this?:

Or this?:

Since Joe felt he had adequately established himself as pro-LGBT, he then suddenly became part of the group:

With the gratuitous use of  the word “we” senile Joe remembers that he’s gay. Adding to his fictitious backstory as a truck-drivin’ black Puerto Rican Jew, Joe Biden is now a homosexual as well. I think I speak for everyone when I say that there is much anticipation for his transgender reveal.

It’s unclear why Biden switched gears to gun control, but he has a hard time concealing his contempt for gun ownership, or his complete ignorance on the subject:

“Who in God’s name needs 100 rounds in the chamber?” Biden asked.

Leave God out of this one, Joe. This is all you.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but all of my guns only accommodate a single round in the chamber. I’d be lying if I said I don’t want one of these 100 rounds in a chamber guns, but I can’t seem to find anyone who manufactures them.

While this does seem like some typical Joe gun control nonsense, he was speaking to an LGBT lobbying group, so maybe it’s a metaphor for butt sex. Then again, while Biden want’s to limit our gun ownership rights, he sees no need for restrictions on extreme sodomy.

And finally, Joe’s elder care nurse was on hand to help him find his way off the stage:

If this was a movie, it would be hilarious, but because it’s reality, it’s both sad and scary. This braindead liar is in charge of the United States of America, and maybe that explains why everything here and abroad has gone to shit.