Joe Biden issued an executive order this week to regulate the use of Artificial Intelligence (AI), which of course he lacks the authority to do. His focus is mandating that AI be used to combat global warming and racism, and while this is already pretty hilarious, Joe did all of this after watching a Tom Cruise movie.
Let’s start with Biden trying to use power that he doesn’t have, as reported by The Hill:
President Biden issued a highly anticipated, sweeping executive order on artificial intelligence (AI) on Monday, focused on seizing on the emerging technology and managing its risks.
“President Biden believes that we have an obligation to harness the power of AI for good, while protecting people from its potentially profound risks,” a senior administration official told reporters.
The order also aims to promote innovation and competition through a pilot of a tool, the National AI Research Resource, that will expand grants for AI research in areas such as health care and climate change.
The order focuses on advancing equity and civil rights by providing guidance to landlords, federal benefits programs and federal contractors to keep AI algorithms from exacerbating discrimination. And it aims to develop a set of best practices for AI use on the criminal justice system, including sentencing; parole and probation; surveillance; crime forecasting; and forensic analysis.
Just in case you think The Hill misunderstood Biden’s intention to force AI to fight racism, here’s illegitimate vice president Kamala Harris saying the same thing:
Kamala Harris says her priorities are ensuring “the benefits of A.I. are shared equitably” and preventing “algorithmic discrimination” pic.twitter.com/75gXk8hAaX
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) October 30, 2023
The biggest problem with AI is that is uses all available information and processes it in a logical way, so it always comes to conclusions that seem racist to lefty woke asswipes. Facts and astute observations will always be racist to democrats and they just can’t deal with the reality of things.
Making this power grab an actual comedy routine, Joe Biden is giving credit to Tom Cruise. The NY Post reports:
President Joe Biden’s concerns over artificial intelligence intensified after watching “Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One,” according to the White House.
His concerns sharpened after he watched Tom Cruise’s latest action-packed thriller, according to White House deputy chief of staff Bruce Reed.
“If [Biden] hadn’t already been concerned about what could go wrong with AI before that movie, he saw plenty more to worry about,” Reed said.
The film features a dangerous artificial intelligence device referred to as “The Entity,” who tracks down Ethan Hunt (Cruise) all while hijacking and sinking a Russian submarine, manipulating video footage of characters’ faces, and impersonating human voices.
Joe then watched the original Star Wars movie and ordered that destroying the Death Star would be his administration’s top priority to promote equity and inclusion across the galaxy.
To sum up: Joe watched a movie, but only the first part, and then violated the Constitutional separation of powers based on what he could remember from the plot. If you needed reminding that the Biden Clownshow is now a full-fledged Shitshow, this is it.
