Kamala Harris Gets Another Reboot But Still Sucks

Illegitimate vice president Kamala Harris sucks as both a politician and a human being, so every few months the White House handlers try to reshape her image. Proving that you really can’t polish a turd, this latest reboot has her approval ratings lower than actual unpolished turds.

Joe Biden selected Kamal Harris to be his running mate because she is a black female and nothing else. She has no qualifications, accomplishments, or even charisma and somehow the White House is shocked that she’s terrible in every way. Instead of cutting their losses, they keep slapping lipstick on this pig in hopes that she’ll improve.

Here’s the funniest headline and subheading of the week from The Messenger:

Kamala Harris Tries Another Reboot to Win Over a Skeptical Public

The VP has embarked on a media blitz and taken the lead on key policy issues, but her approval ratings are as low as ever

“Taken the lead on key issues” is apparently defined as what “hasn’t done shit” used to mean. The “media blitz” part might actually be the problem because people probably don’t mind Harris until she starts speaking in word salads and cackling a coked-up witch.

The Messenger highlighted Harris’ “work” on gun control, abortion, and her recent call to make AI work to stop racism, like all of that isn’t completely sad. Despite not actually doing anything on any of the issues she has been put in charge of, like the border crisis Joe Biden created, people still don’t think Kamaltoe is very good at anything.

The moves by the White House come as Harris continually struggles to connect with the public, as her approval ratings have been mired below 40% – even lower in some cases than Biden’s numbers.

Past efforts to boost Harris’ public image have not panned out. But the Biden team, heeding calls from her own supporters to help boost her efforts, has sought to underline the work she’s done to put her and the president in a stronger position ahead of the general election. Democrats had worried in prior months that Harris – who didn’t have any public events on her schedule for more than half of May, for instance – wasn’t being utilized in the right ways.

Much like Joe Biden, the less the public sees of Kamala Harris, the better. Hiding in his basement and at his beach house has been a very effective strategy for Biden, so maybe send Harris off to her California mansion and hope that people will forget how much she sucks.

Because The Messenger is a part of the democratic party’s propaganda machine, they of course blame Republicans for Kamala being a phony, unlikeable piece of shit:

Harris’ low standing has opened the door for GOP presidential candidates to attack her, while also playing to voter concerns about Biden’s age. While vice presidents typically reside in the background, Republicans, and more privately, some Democrats, have warned that Harris could end up as president if something were to happen to the 80-year-old Biden – and that she isn’t up to the challenge.

How dare those dastardly Republicans notice things that are true like Joe being a walking corpse and Kamala’s ineptitude.

This latest failed attempt marks the forth time the White House handlers have attempt to reboot Kamala Harris’ image. The literal definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result.