Hunter Biden Blows Off House Subpoena Like The True Scumbag He Is

In rare a headline about Hunter Biden and blow that doesn’t involve coke or hookers, the illegitimate president’s crack-head son blew off a House subpoena for a pathetic photo-op. Rather than answer for his crimes and family’s corruption, Hunter blamed it all on MAGA Republicans, because apparently they made him launder money and spend most of it on Russian prostitutes and drugs.

Hunter was supposed to testify to a House committee behind closed doors today, concerning his corrupt business dealings, but instead, gave a bullshit speech in front of the Capitol building. It was clearly a calculated move to avoid perjuring and implicating himself, as well as guideline for the liberal media to pretend that the Biden’s aren’t rotten to the core.

“I’m here today to acknowledge that I’ve made mistakes in my life and wasted opportunities and privileges I was afforded. For that, I’m responsible for that. I’m accountable snd for that, I’m making amends,” started Hunter.

How exactly is he making amends? He’s literally abusing his privilege as the first son to skirt responsibility and hasn’t made one single gesture to right any of the wrongs he’s done.

“But I’m also here today to correct how the MAGA right has betrayed me for their political purposes. I am first and foremost a son, a father, a brother, and a husband from a loving and supportive family,” said Hunter.

Hunter Biden banged his dead brother’s widow and took naked pictures with his underage niece. He impregnated a stripper and then denied his daughter for years. He called his stepmother a c*nt as well as saying most of the women in his clan were stupid. That’s not a loving supportive family, even by Manson family standards.

“I’m proud of my legal career and business career. I’m proud of my time serving on a dozen different boards of directors, and I’m proud of my efforts to forge global business relationships,” Hunter said.

That’s some weird shit to be proud of. First, he blew all the money from his “business dealings” on hookers and blow, so he has nothing to show for his graft and corruption. Second, everything he’s done is going to bring down his father and tarnish his family’s reputation for the rest of time.

“For six years. MAGA Republicans, including members of the House committees who are in a closed door session right now, have impugn my character, invaded my privacy, attacked my wife, my children, my family and my friends. They have ridiculed my struggle with addiction. They belittled my recovery and they have tried to dehumanize me all to embarrass and damage my father, who has devoted his entire public life to service,” Hunter continued.

That last bit about Papa Joe devoting his entire life to public service is actually a confession to the Biden family corruption. Life-long public servants don’t have beach front mansions unless they are on the take. Joe Biden has clearly enriched himself through other means than his public servant salary.

“For six years. I have been a target of the unrelenting Trump attack machine shouting Where’s Hunter? Well, here’s my answer. I am here. Let me state as clearly as I can. My father was not financially involved in my business, not as a practicing lawyer, not as a board member of Burisma, not in my partnership with a Chinese private businessman, not in my investments at home nor abroad, and certainly not as an artist,” said Hunter.

Bank records, e-mails, texts, videos, and confessions from both Hunter and Joe say differently.

The liberal media is going to eat this bullshit with both hands and try to claim it is concrete proof that Hunter and Pedo Pete did nothing wrong. The problem is, money always leaves a paper trail, even when it is obscured by shell corporations and piped through multiple wire transfers. All of the evidence is there, proving what a bunch of corrupt scumbags the entire Biden family are.