As expected, the special council investigation into Joe Biden’s illegal handling of classified materials has recommended no charges against the illegitimate president, but there is a f*cking hilarious caveat. The investigation determined that Joe’s mind is completely gone and doesn’t think a jury would convict someone of such limited mental capacity. Naturally, Biden disputed these claims by saying, “szuervalufatanonmana.”
Joe Biden had a ton of classified materials that he had pilfered since as far back as the 1970s, all of which he was never authorized to possess, as either a Senator or vice president. Much of this sensitive material was stored in boxes next to his bitchin’ Corvette in his garage. Special counsel, Robert Hur, investigated this matter, and interviewed Biden personally, to come up with the non-shocking recommendation that president Silver-Alert should not be prosecuted, for these clearly illegal offenses.
It’s not a total wash, however, because Hur did more damage to Biden than any prosecution could have. The NY Post reports:
President Biden “willfully retained and disclosed classified materials,” special counsel Robert Hur found in a bombshell report released Thursday — though Hur recommended against criminal charges, in part because a jury might view Biden as an “elderly man with a poor memory.”
Perhaps most damaging for the president, Hur — a former Maryland US attorney — suggested that jurors would not hold Biden liable for his actions on account of his perceived mental decline, even though he is seeking a second four-year term in November.
“[A]t trial, Mr. Biden would likely present himself to a jury, as he did during our interview of him, as a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory,” the report says.
So, it’s not that Joe Boden didn’t break the law, but rather that he is too enfeebled to get a conviction. That’s gotta turn into a Trump campaign ad, especially considering that Biden’s Justice Department is trying to prosecute the former President for doing the same thing. Actually, Trump was President and had authorization to possess classified materials, so this is some seriously corrupt bullshit.
But wait, this gets so much f*cking funnier:
When Biden sat for questions with Hur’s investigators Oct. 8 and Oct. 9, he presented himself as confused on many points — though the White House has regularly maintained the chief executive is mentally fit for office despite similar public errors.
Biden “did not remember when he was vice president, forgetting on the first day of the interview when his term ended (‘if it was 2013 — when did I stop being Vice President?’), and forgetting on the second day of the interview when his term began (‘in 2009, am I still Vice President?’),” the report says.
“He did not remember, even within several years, when his son Beau died [May 2015]. And his memory appeared hazy when describing the Afghanistan debate that was once so important to him. Among other things, he mistakenly said he ‘had a real difference’ of opinion with General Karl Eikenberry, when, in fact, Eikenberry was an ally whom Mr. Biden cited approvingly in his Thanksgiving [2009] memo to President Obama.”
Now it makes sense why Joe consistently claims his his sone Beau, who died of bran cancer in the United States, was killed in action in Iraq. His mind is completely gone.
Somehow, mostly because it involves senile Joe, there’s even more comedy here. Biden held an angry news conference to dispute his complete lack of cognitive function and proceeded to prove he has freeze-dried giblets for brains:
Joe Biden just declared that Mexico is on the border of Gaza pic.twitter.com/RrlAosfQ00
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 9, 2024
The liberal media may have been able to pretend that the special counsel’s assessment of Biden’s scrambled brains didn’t exist, but when he came out to dispute the allegation and made a fool fo himself, even the propagandists have to be panicking. There is no hiding the fact that the guy in the White House is a senile old fool, with no tether to reality.
