Back in 2022, Joe Biden had a nice conversation with Rep. Jackie Walorski, but unfortunately she had died a month earlier in a tragic car accident. This was another reminder that Joe’s mind is completely gone, but his defenders claimed he is clairvoyant. Biden, busted out the Ouji board again, and regaled an audience with a tale of how he spoke with a dead former French president.
Biden was in Las Vegas over the weekend trying to get people psyched for his sad and doomed reelection campaign. Things didn’t go exactly as planned, because Joe’s dementia and senility staged a coup d’etat, in front of the small crowd.
Joe was trying to tell a made up story that he’s repeated a thousand times about how he met French president Emmanuel Macron at he G7 summit in 2021. They way Joes tells it, he told Macron that America was back under his presidency and the French prez asked for how long. It’s a dumb story and it most certainly never happened, but the details are pretty easy to remember, except for someone suffering from a massive loss of cognitive function.
This is not a healthy sign:
Joe Biden said that he recently met with “Mitterand from Germany.”
Mitterand was the FRENCH President between 1981 and 1995 and died in 1996.
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“You know, right, right, right after I was elected, I went to uh, what they call a G7 meeting and all the NATO leaders and I was in, was into the South of England and I sat down and I said ‘America’s back’ and Mitterand from Germany, looked at me and said, uh, sa-said ‘You know, what, why, how, how long ya back for’?” Biden said.
Watch the video, because the transcription cannot accurately describe how painfully clueless Biden was, while stammering out this lie of dementia.
The G7 summit is a meeting of the 7 members states of the G7 and not a gathering of NATO members, but that’s hardly the problem. Joe claims that he was talking to François Mitterrand, who was the President of France from 1981 to 1985 and who died in 1996. Joe’s story is about a G7 summit in 2021, 25 years after Mitterand died.
Joe also briefly assigned Mitterand as the president of Germany, before catching himself, but then it all fell apart as he continued this bullshit story.
“And I looked at him, and the Chancellor of Germany said, ‘what would you do say, Mr. president if the picked up the paper in London Times and the London Times said thousand people break though the House of Commons, break down the doors, two bobbies are killed in order to stop the election of a prime minister, what would you say?'” mumbled Biden.
Wow, there’s really a lot to unpack here. First of all François Mitterrand was not only resurrected from the dead, but somehow elected as the Chancellor of Germany. Next, Biden is trying to claim the mild protests of January 6 was a major insurrection that threatened the very foundation of our country. Lastly, he implies that two police officers were killed on J6, which is completely false.
Maybe the funniest thing about this is a line from the Fox News report on Joe’s latest mental lapse:
Biden’s comments came while he was warning of the dangers of a potential second Trump presidency ahead of Tuesday’s Democratic primary in Nevada.
But it’s completely safe to have a guy with rancid tapioca pudding for a brain with the nuclear codes?
Joe Biden’s handlers have been hiding him away for the past several months so he doesn’t embarrass himself, and this is a pretty good reason why. This campaign season is going to be the funniest thing ever televised, as Dementia Joe will be forced to make hundreds of public appearances.
