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It’s Now A Hate Crime To Laugh At Funny Accents In France
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It’s Now A Hate Crime To Laugh At Funny Accents In France

Brian AndersonNovember 27, 2020November 27, 202028
French people have funny accents and they are always making fun of other people’s funny accents, so this seems like …
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Brian’s Big Adventure
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Brian’s Big Adventure

Brian AndersonSeptember 28, 2020September 28, 202052
I don’t generally like writing about myself on Def-Con News but many of you have wished me well and been …
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#MeToo! My Cat is Raping Me! A Personal Confession
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#MeToo! My Cat is Raping Me! A Personal Confession

William MunnyOctober 21, 2019126
And now for something completely different . . . It has been said that, if you can’t laugh at yourself, …
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American Sh*thole: Los Angeles Fills Up With Piles Of ‘Rat Infested’ Garbage
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American Sh*thole: Los Angeles Fills Up With Piles Of ‘Rat Infested’ Garbage

MartenMay 26, 2019May 26, 201957
Trouble continues to pile up in yet another one of America’s once great cities that have been turned into shitholes …
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Rats And Typhus Could Have Carpets Torn Out At Los Angeles City Hall
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Rats And Typhus Could Have Carpets Torn Out At Los Angeles City Hall

MartenFebruary 10, 2019February 10, 201920
Thanks to an out of control homeless problem and the ruling Democrats’ welcoming of illegal aliens with open arms, the …
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a “Woman” Scorned: Tranny Throws Fit After Being Called “Sir”
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a “Woman” Scorned: Tranny Throws Fit After Being Called “Sir”

William MunnyDecember 28, 2018December 28, 201827
A hapless store clerk was verbally assaulted by an unidentified man in women’s clothing after he correctly identified him as …
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Journey To The Weird Side: Volume 1
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Journey To The Weird Side: Volume 1

MartenDecember 9, 201818
Strange tales and stranger people…
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Florida Man Gets Some, Then Gets Some Time
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Florida Man Gets Some, Then Gets Some Time

William MunnyDecember 4, 2018December 4, 201815
A word of advice to any would-be bloggers out there, if you’re ever in need of something to write about, …
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YUCK: Study Finds Feces On Every McDonald’s Touchscreen Tested
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YUCK: Study Finds Feces On Every McDonald’s Touchscreen Tested

MartenDecember 4, 201813
You probably don’t want to read this story if you are planning on hitting the Mickey D’s drive-thru for breakfast… …
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