Do you work out and eat healthy? If so, MSNBC says you are a white supremacist. According to the liberal network, physical fitness is racist because of Hitler or something. Clearly any minorities who aren’t flabby bags of goo are tools of white supremacy.
MSNBC has blown the lid off of the racist physical fitness conspiracy:
White supremacists’ latest scheme to valorize violence and hypermasculinity has gone digital.
It appears the far right has taken advantage of pandemic at-home fitness trends to expand its decade-plus radicalization of physical mixed martial arts (MMA) and combat sports spaces.
Earlier this month, researchers reported that a network of online “fascist fitness” chat groups on the encrypted platform Telegram are recruiting and radicalizing young men with neo-Nazi and white supremacist extremist ideologies. Initially lured with health tips and strategies for positive physical changes, new recruits are later invited to closed chat groups where far-right content is shared.
Have you ever noticed how frequently leftists claim to have cracked a white supremacist scheme by reading shit on an encrypted message board or messaging app? If it’s encrypted, how did they read the stuff? Do encrypted white supremacists sites issue guest passes for liberal dickheads?
While MSNBC says “researchers” have uncovered this physical fitness plot, they don’t name them. They do however link to another article that also simply refers to them as “researchers.”
This fake news piece of shit is off to a shaky start but it actually manages to get worse:
Physical fitness has always been central to the far right. In “Mein Kampf,” Hitler fixated on boxing and jujitsu, believing they could help him create an army of millions whose aggressive spirit and impeccably trained bodies, combined with “fanatical love of the fatherland,” would do more for the German nation than any “mediocre” tactical weapons training.
The Nazis were also know to wear shoes and eat breakfast, two things that “researchers” say modern white supremacists also do. The similarities between these hate groups and the Third Reich are uncanny.
The intersection of extremism and fitness leans into a shared obsession with the male body, training, masculinity, testosterone, strength and competition. Physical fitness training, especially in combat sports, appeals to the far right for many reasons: fighters are trained to accept significant physical pain, to be “warriors,” and to embrace messaging around solidarity, heroism, and brotherhood.
Physical fitness training also appeals to top athletes, many of who are black. Too bad MSNBC just pulled their black cards. LeBron James will be crushed. They only things he has are sports and being black.
And finally, this dumb thing:
Recruits are encouraged to link individual moral virtues such as willpower, decisiveness and courage, with desired collective traits such as virility and manliness.
Not only is physical fitness racist, traits like willpower, decisiveness, and courage are symbols of white supremacy. Isn’t it kind of racist for MSNBC to say that minorities are weak wavering cowards?
The only good thing to come out of this is that my strict regimen of beer and Nutty Buddy Bars proves to the world that I am not racist. Just to be safe, I’m going to sit on my ass and binge watch something on Netflix this weekend.
