What does a liberal temper tantrum taste like? My guess would be salty tears and whatever flavor psychosis is. If you that it was hilarious when feminists made an abortion-flavored ice cream, woke-ass hippies Ben & Jerry’s have struck comedy gold with a Trump Derangement Syndrome flavored frozen treat. The socially conscious company has unveiled a new ice cream for the Resistance so butt-hurt lefties have something to eat when America once again rejects their lunacy in the midterms.
This should make you laugh:
Today we launch Pecan Resist! This flavor supports groups creating a more just and equitable nation for us all, and who are fighting President Trump’s regressive agenda. Learn more and take action here >> https://t.co/Bi8YE1FvOZ pic.twitter.com/Kr6CKBX1sc
— Ben & Jerry’s (@benandjerrys) October 30, 2018
What the hell are those creatures on the packaging? They look like angry llamas. Not that I’d want to tangle with an angry llama, but maybe could have hired an artist that knows how to draw things that look like humans. In reality, these are offensive caricatures of minorities, which would be racist anywhere besides a carton of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
Here are the details in case you need another laugh:
Alongside all those nutty chunks, this pint packs a powerful message under its lid: together, we can build a more just and equitable tomorrow. We can peacefully resist the Trump administration’s regressive and discriminatory policies and build a future that values inclusivity, equality, and justice for people of color, women, the LGBTQ community, refugees, and immigrants.
Now get ready for the punchline: this ice cream won’t be sold in stores and can only be purchased online and select scoop shops. Yeah, an ice cream that is promoting “inclusivity” is only available at exclusive locations. I’m guessing they don’t know what that word means.
They also don’t know what discrimination means because they are donating a portion of the profits from this ice cream to some pretty hateful groups including The Women’s March headed by anti-Semite jihadi Linda Sarsour. They are also giving to a blacks only group and a Latinos only organization.
I think the greatest thing about this is that dumb liberals will buy tons of this overpriced confection and believe they are really making a difference in the world. This is a marketing scam designed to do nothing but put more money in the pockets of Ben & Jerry. Social change doesn’t come from buying stuff and making rich people richer. You’d think a bunch of socialist crybabies would know this.
On the off-chance that this ice cream fails to topple the Trump administration, maybe Ben & Jerry’s can up the ante and create a violent ice cream that more accurately reflects the left’s rage against the will of the American people. I can see an Antifa flavored ice cream that tastes like joblessness and a lack of hygiene. Or maybe a flavor dedicated to shooting Republicans on a baseball field called Steve Scalise Freeze.
Ben & Jerry’s have long used their brand to promote their unAmerican leftist ideology. They came up with a flavor to stop global warming, but I guess it wasn’t cold enough or something. They destroyed money in an attempt to get big money out of politics, but then Hillary wasted a billion big donor dollars losing to Trump. They also launched a campaign to promote Black Lives Matter right about the same time the media stopped giving a shit about them. With a track record of failure, clearly this Resistance ice cream is going to put an end to all of the liberal bitching and whining. JK, nothing can stop this liberal temper tantrum, TDS is a chronic condition.
