Must Be A Misprint: Mob Assault Of Tucker Carlson’s House Investigated As Hate Crime

Last night a bunch of Antifa losers attacked Fox News host Tucker Carlson’s Washington DC house. These domestic terrorists vandalized the property and issued threats against Carlson. DC Police showed up but they didn’t arrest anyone because in a liberal city like that, going crazy on a conservative doesn’t generally qualify as a crime. Weirdly enough the DC cops are investigating the incident and they have even classified it as a potential hate crime. I’m sure as soon as the police realize this was Tucker Carlson’s house they’ll see how foolish they’ve been and drop the investigation as well as the hate crime thing.

An Antifa-aligned group called Smash Racism DC stormed Carlson’s house Wednesday night and threatened him and his family. Carlson was not home but his wife was and she locked herself in a storage room and waited for the cops to come. The expressed purpose of this protest was t expose Carlson’s racism of reporting the truth, which may make it ironic that they are now being investigated for a hate crime.

Here’s a video of some of their antics. One of these dorks brought a tambourine:

The Daily Caller reports that when Police arrived they found around 20 Antifa maniacs going apeshit in front of Carlson’s house. One of these kooks tried to break in the front door by slamming into it repeatedly. Carlson said this idiot actually cracked the front door of his house. The miscreants also spray painted an anarchy symbol on Carlson’s driveway.

Cleaning paint off of a driveway and replacing a front door ain’t free, even under the socialist democratic rule of DC, so there was actual damage caused by these scumbags. As was already stated, the DC cops showed up and saw these losers doing this shit and didn’t make one single arrest.

That’s what makes this so damn surprising:

D.C. police are investigating a left-wing mob’s protest at Fox News host Tucker Carlson’s house Wednesday evening as a ‘suspected hate crime‘ with ‘anti-political’ motivations, according to a police report obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

A police report indicated that the incident was a “suspected hate crime” and that the case was still open. One box labeled “hate bias/motivation” was filled in “anti-political.”

See, I didn’t even know political persuasion was a protected class. Certainly in DC being conservative isn’t protected, right? This must be a misprint or maybe it was Opposite Day down at the precinct. What they probably meant to write was that this was a protected expression of free speech and no crime occurred whatsoever.

It will be the shock of all shocks if anyone is ever arrested for this attack. It will be positively mind-blowing if anyone is ever convicted. DC is, after all, the place that dropped all charges against those Nazi-punching limo-torching leftist rioters from President Trump’s inauguration. A cracked door and some spray paint seem much less violent and destructive, plus it was directed at a well-know conservative TV personality.

Still, weirder things have happened. We can still hold out hope to one day see a headline that reads: Smash Racism DC convicted of hate crime. That’ll be right up there with “Man Bites Dog.”