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Michael Avenatti Accuses Tucker Carlson Of Assaulting A Gay Latino Man

Michael Avenatti Accuses Tucker Carlson Of Assaulting A Gay Latino Man

Michael Avenatti plans on running for president in 2020, but he’s about as likable as ass-herpes and his 15 minutes of fame are way over. After making a seriously racist statement, he found that CNN was no longer willing to book him 3 times a day so he has to jump up and down like his balls are on fire to get attention. Today’s flaming testicles have the “Creepy Porn Lawyer” accusing Fox News host Tucker Carlson of assaulting a gay Latino man.

Here’s Avenatti’s latest desperate cry for attention:

As you can clearly see in the video, Tucker Carlson doesn’t assault anyone, let alone a gay Latino. For a guy claiming to be a lawyer, Avenatti sure doesn’t know very much about what “evidence” looks like.

Mediaite reached out to Carlson and he gave this statement, explaining everything:

“On October 13, I had dinner with two of my children and some family friends at the Farmington Country Club in Charlottesville, Virginia. Toward the end of the meal, my 19-year-old daughter went to the bathroom with a friend. On their way back through the bar, a middle aged man stopped my daughter and asked if she was sitting with Tucker Carlson. My daughter had never seen the man before. She answered: ‘That’s my dad,’ and pointed to me. The man responded, ‘Are you Tucker’s whore?’ He then called her a ‘fucking cunt.’

My daughter returned to the table in tears. She soon left the table and the club. My son, who is also a student, went into the bar to confront the man. I followed. My son asked the man if he’d called his sister a ‘whore’ and a ‘cunt.’ The man admitted he had, and again become profane. My son threw a glass of red wine in the man’s face and told him to leave the bar, which he soon did.

Immediately after the incident, I described these events to the management of the Farmington Country Club. The club spent more than three weeks investigating the incident. Last week, they revoked the man’s membership and threw him out of the club.

I love my children. It took enormous self-control not to beat the man with a chair, which is what I wanted to do. I think any father can understand the overwhelming rage and shock that I felt seeing my teenage daughter attacked by a stranger. But I restrained myself. I did not assault this man, and neither did my son. That is a lie. Nor did I know the man was gay or Latino, not that it would have mattered. What happened on October 13 has nothing to do with identity politics. It was a grotesque violation of decency. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life.”

Avenatti then hit back with this:

Is this guy the biggest clown in the history of lawyering, or what? The “evidence” he has against Carlson is that the Fox host talked about the mob of Antifa thugs that attacked his house, but never brought up the country club incident, so therefore he’s lying. It’s just too bad that everything he’s claiming occurred happened before or after the video, huh?

Avenatti has a tendency to make bold claims he can’t possibly back up. He said he had the goods on Donald Trump, but all he did was get his lawsuit thrown out of court leaving his client Stormy Daniels on the hook for the President’s legal fees. He said he had the goods on Brett Kavanaugh, but all he did was make him and his client Julie Swetnik the subjects of a Senate perjury investigation. Chances are Avenatti has nothing on Carlson either, but if history is any indicator his gay Latino client is going to end up broke and in jail.