Besides doing a kick-ass job running this country, President Trump also has a particular set of skills in demolishing his detractors, usually in the form of an insulting nickname. There was “Low Energy” Jeb Bush, “Punchy” Robert De Niro and of course Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren. All of those were good but nothing compared to what he just called Rep. Adam Schiff. Taking out those “Fs” and replacing them with “Ts” Trump summed up the California democrat perfectly by dubbing him “Adam Schitt.”
President Trump recently forced Attorney General Jeff Sessions into early retirement, naming Matt Whitaker as his “acting” replacement. Though liberals had been demanding that Sessions be removed as AG, when Trump actually did it, they all freaked the hell out. It doesn’t matter what the President does, liberals are fully invested in opposing him so any move he makes is met with hysteria.
Speaking of hysteria, Schiff who is poised to become the next chair of the House Intelligence Committee when then democrats take over in January, went on ABC’s This Week to hyperventilate. Schiff called the interim appointment of Whitaker “unconstitutional” and complained that Congress didn’t approve of it. Well duh, that’s why the word “acting” appears before the words “Attorney General Matt Whitaker.”
It would seem that President Trump doesn’t just watch Fox News, because he clearly caught some of Schiff’s interview:
So funny to see little Adam Schitt (D-CA) talking about the fact that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was not approved by the Senate, but not mentioning the fact that Bob Mueller (who is highly conflicted) was not approved by the Senate!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 18, 2018
That’s the most awesome thing I’ve read since Trump called Stormy Daniels “horse face.” Adam Schiff already has many nicknames like “Shifty,” “Schiff Fer Brains,” and “Pencil Neck” but the President got to his essence by calling him simply: shit. Sometime the best things are the most simple and obvious ones.
As if he wanted to help prove Trump’s justification for this new nickname, Schiff hit back with this shitty lack of wit:
Wow, Mr. President, that’s a good one.
Was that like your answers to Mr. Mueller’s questions, or did you write this one yourself? https://t.co/Yd27sayt7C
— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) November 18, 2018
The sad thing is, Adam Schitt probably thinks he scored some major points with this dumb comeback. A good zinger doesn’t require any explanation, but this was not close to landing. What Schiff is referring to is a set of questions submitted to President Trump by special counsel Robert Mueller regarding his BS Russian collusion investigation. Trump has said that he dictated the answers to his aides rather than writing them out by hand himself. That’s literally what Schitt thinks qualifies as a mic drop and that’s why he truly is shit.
I’d tell Schitt not quit his day job, but his day job is being a US Congressman and he’s not good at that either. Maybe he could get a gig as a hat-stretcher with that bulbous head of his or perhaps there’s an opening at the Human Bobblehead Museum. Anything but a representative of the people.
Earlier I wrote about my struggles as a Detroit Lions fan, but my true shame is that Adam Schitt is my Congressman. I’ve never voted for him, but he is the guy looking out for my interests in Congress, or not. Seeing as that I live in a very liberal neck of the woods, the chances of getting rid of this clown are slim. Now that Trump has dubbed him “Adam Schitt” however at least this misery has a humous side to it.
