Soon-to-be House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is a nut and says some the craziest things this side of Joe Biden, but she may have outdone herself today. Following a meeting on immigration with President Trump, Pelosi described the festivities as being like tickling a skunk and getting pissed on. In Pelosi’s defense, maybe this is what happened in her dementia-riddled delusional mind. Perhaps to Pelosi President is a talking cartoon skunk. This could be a Harvey or Donnie Darko kind of thing only instead of giant rabbits Pelosi is tormented by a giant skunk.
On Tuesday Pelosi and Senate minority Leader Chuck Schumer had a sit-down with President Trump regarding immigration. This meeting was in front of reporters and both democrats didn’t like getting embarrassed over their embarrassing immigration positions so they begged Trump to have the meeting in private. After the meeting, Pelosi was asked why she didn’t want to speak freely in front of reporters and her excuse was hilarious.
“We don’t want to contradict the President when he is putting forth figures that have no reality, no basis in fact. We have to… have evidence-based, factual, truthful information about what works and what doesn’t. I didn’t want to in front of those people say, ‘You don’t know what you’re talking about,” said Pelosi.
Then the woman who says Trump doesn’t know what he’s talking about said this as documented by WaPo White House reporter Josh Dawsey:
“The press is all there! Chuck is really shouting out. I was trying to be the mom. I can’t explain it to you. It was so wild. It goes to show you: ‘you get into a tickle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you,” Pelosi to her members after, per aide in room.
— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) December 11, 2018
WTF? This is not a saying, or a bastardization of a saying, that existed before today. It’s unclear what it even means other than she believes she and Schumer got pissed on by the President.
It’s also factually inaccurate, which should come as no surprise from the woman who just gave Trump crap for not having “evidence-based, factual, truthful information.” When a skunk sprays, that’s not urine, it comes form the animal’s anal grands. Plus, skunks don’t tickle people so a tickle contest is an impossibility and her entire premise is flawed.
I’m been observing Pelosi long enough to understand what’s really going on with her. As she delivered this bizarre line, the giant anthropomorphic skunk that only she can see was standing behinding the reporters making threatening gestures to her. Out of fear, she worked in some skunk stuff to appease her imaginary tormentor. See, everything has a logical explanation.
Pelosi wasn’t quite done with the delusions. She also told her aides that Trump’s proposed border wall is really his penis, as reported by CNN correspondent Manu Raju:
At a different meeting, Pelosi privately told colleagues of Trump: “It’s like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing,” per aide in the room
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) December 11, 2018
So Pelosi is seeing talking skunks and 2000-mile long dicks? Congress should be extra-hilarious when she takes over as Speaker of the House in January. Maybe we’ll even get some skunk control bills and a referendum on border penises. Sure, it would have been better if the Republicans retained control of the House, but this is the next best thing.
