Porn actress Stormy Daniels, at the behest of her creepy porn lawyer, tried to sue President Trump for defamation of character. A judge threw that lawsuit out and ordered her to pay Trump’s legal bills, which is already pretty funny. This goes off the hilarity cliff because the bill came in and Daniels owes Trump nearly $300,000. She’s going to have to do an awful lot of DP/ATM/BBC scenes to come up with that kind of money.
The ironic thing is, when the defamation lawsuit was dismissed, Trump kind of defamed her character as he spiked the ball on her.
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
I guess since she’s ugly “Horseface” isn’t technically defamation, but if Daniels could prove that she has more of a moose or aardvark face, she might be able to pursue this in court.
Today Buzzfeed’s legal editor broke the bad news to Daniels:
JUST IN: Federal judge orders Stormy Daniels to pay President Donald Trump $293,052.33 in attorneys’ fees in her defamation case against the president, which the judge tossed out. pic.twitter.com/MIfHSijuF9
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) December 11, 2018
Statement from Trump’s lawyer, Charles Harder: “The court’s order, along with the court’s prior order dismissing Stormy Daniels’ defamation case against the President, together constitute a total victory for the President, and a total defeat for Stormy Daniels in this case.” pic.twitter.com/fXMn7duBcB
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) December 11, 2018
Because Daniel’s lawyer Michael Avenatti, is a complete jackass, he’s looking at this news as a victory for his client:
Trump and his attorney’s attempt to fool the public about the importance of the attorneys’ fees in the defamation case, which are a fraction of what they owe my client in the main NDA case, is an absolute joke. People are smarter than that.https://t.co/oo3kkjVzPU via @YouTube
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) December 11, 2018
Daniels signed a non-disclosure agreement to not talk about her alleged affair with Trump and then she broke it in a big way. She is now suing Trump because she broke a legally-binding agreement. What are the chances that this lawsuit is going to be successful? More than likely Daniels is going to be on the hook for even more of Trump’s legal fees, which I am assuming Avenatti won’t be paying, leaving his client one broke-ass bitch.
The news gets worse for Avenatti as Daily Wire writer Kassy Dillon discovered:
I’m done with 2018. pic.twitter.com/jk6OwdooRh
— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) December 11, 2018
That’s right, Avenatti was beat out for sexiest man alive by Michael B. Jordan. Was it the baldness? The domestic violence? The sheer insanity? We may never know.
I actually can’t wait to see how this pans out. Avenatti is full of shit, but this is an order from a federal judge. Stormy Daniels has to pay the money, there’s no getting around it, and there’s no way she has that kind of scratch. Avenatti has set up several GoFundMe campaigns on behalf of Daniels, but that money appears to have disappeared, so how is she going to pay this?
Maybe Horseface can supplement her income by giving pony rides at children’ birthday parties and boney rides to the dads behind the moon bounce.
