Turn back if you are squeamish because this can’t be unseen. A queer communist group has prepared a video featuring a naked dancing unicorn man teaching that heterosexuality is an invention of evil capitalists to produce cheap labor. If you thought you like members of the opposite sex because that’s the normal way humans and all species are hardwired, these gay commies beg to differ. Again, seriously, this is disturbing in so many ways so don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Without further ado, here’s the communist party’s newest and gayest mascot:
— DSA Queer Socialists (@QueerDSA) December 11, 2018
At least this thing is as anatomically incorrect as a Ken doll, but somehow that doesn’t help make this less freaky. Nor does the fact that children are the target audience for this.
“Hey kids. Did you know capitalists create the working class by dispossessing us of alternative means of survival?” asks the unicorn.
Why no, I had no idea plus I don’t even underpants what that means. Could you explain this a little further?
“Because they stole the means of production, we’ve been forced to migrate to factory centers (cities, western countries) and compete for wage labor, for survival,” the unicorn explains.
Or maybe some of us don’t want to live in the middle of nowhere in a dirt hut eating bugs and shit.
“Initially, the proletariat displayed remarkably queer tendencies, of which the ruling class took note,” said the unicorn.
That is one hell of a non sequitur Mr. Unicorn.
“They began preaching the ideology of heteronormativity, attempting to suppress the queer impulse in the working class and direct our desires toward the reproduction of cheap labor. They promoted monogamous sex for reproduction only and within a patriarchal wedding contract,” unicorn man said.
What about all of those opposite-sex pairings that made babies and propagated the species for hundreds of thousands of years before capitalism? I guess I won’t get an answer to this question but at least heterosexuality isn’t racist.
“Compulsory cis-heternomativity, like racism, is necessary to maintain class hierarchy and labor exploitation,” said the unicorn.
Damn it. Why does everything have to be racist?
“Our goal isn’t to free queer people. Our goal is to free the working class (which is queer),” said the unicorn.
I work and I like women. Am I doing it wrong?
“Be gay. Do Crimes. Join the DSA,” commands the unicorn.
No thanks. I’m good. Besides if everyone is gay humanity will die off in a generation. A plug without an electrical socket doesn’t make the toaster work.
So there you have it folks, the single dumbest thing anyone has ever come up up with. That it comes with a naked dancing unicorn man also makes it one of the most offensive things ever.
I’m sure you’re already pissed at me for posting this and burning this into your brain, so putting up another disturbing dancing video won’t make a bit of difference. Here’s some weirdos protesting immigration enforcement with twerking:
These people are protesting the Trump admin’s immigration policies by twerking 👀 pic.twitter.com/ixHRvDWYr9
— Amber Athey (@amber_athey) December 12, 2018
I actually weep for this country that the far-left views of these commies and kooks is gaining ground with young people. First it’s Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Crtez and the next thing you know naked dancing unicorns and twerking freaks are elected to Congress.
