Biden Says America-Hating Lesbian Couple Represent What America Stands For

Soccer player Megan Rapinoe is more famous for her America-hating than her playing. Her basketball-playing fiancé, Sue Bird, is more famous for being engaged to an America-hating lesbian than her playing. Joe Biden, who is famous for being full of shit, says these 2 America-hating lesbians represent the best of what America stands for.

Joe Biden hosted the WNBA champs, The Seattle Storm, at the White House yesterday, which is one of the least interesting things to happen ever. Biden’s dementia-riddled brain however always keeps it interesting as he announced that Kamala Harris would be President of the United States soon.

He also said this:

“In March we had the honor of welcoming Sue’s fiancé, uh fian-suh, Megan, uh excuse me, Meghan came and we tried to get her outside playing soccer with us but it’s it didn’t work quite well,” said Biden.

It must have worked a little better than Biden’s mind. He clearly could not remember Megan Rapinoe’s last name and for some reason thinks “fian-suh” is a word.

“And they came to the White House to mark Equal Pay Day, ants long past due for Equal Pay Day for women in America,” Biden continued.

If it is truly Equal Pay Day, wouldn’t it apply to everyone equally, not just women?

“Between the two of them they share Olympic medals, World Cup titles, the WNBA championship and above all, they define integrity and character. As president, as an American, I’m proud of how they’ve represented us and the represent the best of what America stands for,” proclaimed Biden.

He should have said they represent the best of what America kneels for since Rapinoe is a noted National Anthem kneeler?

Also, how? In what way do these 2 America-hating lesbians represent the best of what America is all about? Was the United States founded on the principals of homosexuality and hatred of country? Did America become the greatest nation the world has ever known because of gay traitors? Do the vast majority of Americans participate in same-sex relationships and disrespecting the flag?

Joe Biden says a lot of truly absurd things but this may be his most bonkers statement yet: “Hey, these two commie fistf*ckers are what this whole country is about, come on man.”

They may be the best of what liberals have to offer, but that’s an extremely low bar to clear. That’s like proclaiming COIVID-19 the best deadly virus or saying horse shit is the tastiest of all animal feces.

The truth is, American greatness comes from the fact that these 2 America-haters can shit all over this country and still get to represent the U.S. in international competition. Or that they can both make a living playings sports literally nobody gives a shit about. Or that someone as hideously unattractive as Megan Rapinoe can be a Victoria’s Secret model.

Megan Rapinoe’s beef with America is the that she says this country discriminates against people like her and her fiancé. The fact that they have the freedom and opportunity to succeed begs to differ. And really, that’s the biggest reason why she’s a piece of shit.

You hate America, Meg? Go to Afghanistan and try to be a sports star and supermodel. Maybe in that split second when your head is being chopped off, you’ll realize America ain’t so bad after all.